From : https://web.archive.org/web/20110629071945/http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/pics/ascii/ascii.shtml
I (Veronica Karlsson, VK, vk@ludd.luth.se) made these pictures:
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[Who? me? tired?, VK in front of the computer, real self portrait]
Andreas made this one for me:
Online since ...
/ ...eh... let
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VK+a:f
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[playing card, sig]
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| |/ ---`W'--. | the King of Hearts
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[this object is known as a "black" in Swedish]
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VK `Y888P' `=-=-=-=-=-=-<|____|
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Somebody asked for a good recipe for pizza dough. This was my answer:
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[sig sized Scottish flag]
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[bed]
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[optical illusions, impossible things, eternal waterfall inspired by M.C.
Escher]
M.C. Esher's Waterfall, first version:
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M.C. Esher's Waterfall, second version:
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["catapult" sig]
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/ | - _______________| @.@| / Toeung Family )
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| | - - / ______ _/____) ( toeung@rconnect.com /
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[crazy cat]
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This is supposed to be a CAT - not a virus! :D
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[palette, colours, painting]
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[house]
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[chain]
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[skull and crossbones, "Jolly Roger"]
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[sig sized chess horses]
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(___)_______________\/__________________\/________\/_____\/__(___)
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[Playboy bunny]
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(V) ===
VK (A)
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VK (A)
--
A little discussion between llizard and me about the best way to give
pills to a cat:
[VK:]
Giving pills to cats can be very interesting..... (I have developed a
technique where I have a water balloon pump (small round thing with one
input and one output valve) that i fill with water. Then I put the pump so
I can reach it. Next to it I put the pill. Then I grab the cat by the neck
(gently of course) and open its mouth by pressing on its jaws (now I hold
the cat with ONE hand around the neck and it is the same hand that holds
the mouth open, this way I have my right hand free and can use that to put
the pill as far down the cat's throat as possible. I still hold my grip on
the neck and jaws! When the cat tries to spit the pill by wriggling its
tongue and moving anything that it can move I take the pump and push a few
drops of water into the cat's throat... now, to avoid choking, the cat has
to swallow and when the water goes down the pill goes down with it... The
cat hates it but this way you can make sure the pill is acutally swallowed
and not just kept at the back of the mouth somewhere and spit out
later...)
[ejm:]
> He
> has probably already forgotten the ordeal by the time we get him back
> into the car to take him home. As I said, we had to give him two pills a
> day, for 7 days. What a struggle! T gave him the first one at the
> clinic just to make sure Oscar would allow it and there was no problem
> at all. But the first night just before I went to the theatre, he tried
> again and Oscar would not open his mouth. T was prying and prying
> at it to try to get it open.
right out at the "ends"? ('.'s in the picture below...)
.______________.
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
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(that is a cat's mouth if you don't see that...)
(Gif Illustration here)
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[accordions, Bugari and Hohner]
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llizard liked it better this way:
Here is your button accordion with "$"s in place of the weird "S"
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a flying toaster
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[lazy summer days in the hammock]
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[cat playing baseball]
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(to make these bigger: copy the line marked with a '*')
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[directory symbol, folder symbol]
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[toothpaste sig]
(a development on somebody else's rough sketch)
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/ / __ .-"-. / // ____||| __ | || || || | =
/ / (_ \ / // / / // /' ___||| \ `\\_/\_/\_/\_/ =
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Here's my self portrait:
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Another self portrait:
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/\ /|||||\
/ \ /|||||||\
/ | || @ @ ||
VERONICA -------> || ^ ||
\ | ||\ = /||
\ / |||)---(|||
VK \/ /|| ||\
( / || || \
(
|\ /|||||\
| \ /|||||||\
| | || + + ||
| | VER|| ^ ||-->
| | ||\ o /||
| / |||)---(|||
VK |/ /|| ||\
( / || || \
--
[C comments with rat, face and cat]
/* ___ */
/* / \\ */
/* ______ \ // 1 */
/* / \/ o \ --- */
/* ________/ \ 2 */
/* \_ \__\ \-----o */
/* VK \____|\__| */
/* YYYYYYYYY */
/* | o o | 1 */
/* @ o @ --- */
/* | _____ | 4 */
/* | \___/ | */
/* VK \_____/ */
/* /\/\ */
/* ________________________/ @@ \ 3 */
/* -------. _________ > ____/< --- */
/* |||| |||| 4 */
/* VK |||| |||| */
--
[cat]
/\/\
________________________/ @@ \
-------. _________ > ____/<
|||| ||||
VK |||| ||||
[boy cat meets girl cat]
/\/\ /\/\
________________________/ @@ \ / @@ \________________________
-------. _________ > ____/< mjau >\____ < _________ .-------
|||| |||| |||| ||||
VK |||| |||| |||| ||||
[sleepy cat]
_______ ZZZZ
/ __ \ /\/\ ZZZZ
/ \ \/ uu \
VK / _____|_ > ____/<
\________)______))
--
[another sleeping cat]
mjau
_______
/ __ \
( )_( )
VV(___/ /
VK (______/
(sömnig kissemiss)
--
[horse]
M
/'\ )
` \_____/
(_____) o
/| /| o
VK / | \| 8o
_______
| _____| M
| |__ ___ __ __ /'\ )
| __| / _ \ \ \/ / ` \_____/
| | | (_) | > < (_____) o
|__| \___/ /__/\__\ /| /| o
/ | \| 8o
|// email: nrughani@metz.une.edu.au ///|//\||///|\\\|||\\\/////
/// WWW: http://metz.une.edu.au/~nrughani \\\||||\////|\||\\/
--
[cat]
/|/|
( @ @)
) ^
/ |||
/ )|||_
VK (_______)
_______
|/ | _____| \|
| /|/| | |__ ___ __ __ |\|\ |
| ( @ @) | __| / _ \ \ \/ / (@ @ ) |
| ) ^ | | | (_) | > < ^ ( |
| / ||| |__| \___/ /__/\__\ ||| \ |
| / )|||_ _|||( \ |
| (_______) email: nrughani@metz.une.edu.au (_______) |
+-------------- WWW: http://metz.une.edu.au/~nrughani ----------------+
|Some Cats is blind, and stone-deaf some, but ain't no Cat wuz ever dumb|
|\ A. H. Euwer /|
--
[guitar]
:
#:
#
#
#
.-
#-.
(
# )
) (
#) (
/
# \
(
# )
VK ` ___ '
:
#: :#:
----
# -------- _______ ---------------------------|------- # ----
----
# -------- | _____| --------------------|------|------- # ----
----
# -------- | |__ ___ __ __ -------|)-----|------- # ----
-- .-
#-. ------ | __| / _ \ \ \/ / -------|----(@)----- .-#-. --
- (
# ) ----- | | | (_) | > < ------(@)----------- ( # ) -
) (
#) ( |__| \___/ /__/\__\ ) (#) (
/
# \ / # \
(
# ) email: nrughani@metz.une.edu.au ( # )
` ___ ' WWW: http://metz.une.edu.au/~nrughani ` ___ '
--
[car]
____________
// | \\ \\
___//)__|____\\_ \\
/ | \\
(|__/-\____|_____/-\__|)
( ) ( )
VK ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
--
[naked girl]
@@@
@. .@
@\=/@
.- -.
/(.|.)\
\ ).( /
'( v )`
\|/
VK (|)
'-`
@@@ _______ .-.-. ||| §§§
@. .@ | _____| `. .' .-.-. |. .| §. .§
@\=/@ | |__ ___ __ `_ .-.-. `. .' |\=/| §\=/§
.- -. | __| / _ \ \ \/ / `. .' ' .- -. .- -.
/(.|.)\ | | | (_) | > < ' .-.-. /(.|.)\ /(.|.)\
\ ).( / |__| \___/ /__/\__\ `. .' \ ).( / \ ).( /
'( v )` ` '( v )` '( v )`
\|/ email: nrughani@metz.une.edu.au \|/ \|/
(|) WWW: http://metz.une.edu.au/~nrughani (|) (|)
____'-`________________________________________________'-`______'-`____
(i did not make the little heart)
[naked fat girl]
@@@@@
@@. .@@
@@@\=/@@@
@.-- --.@
/(.) (.)\
\ ) . ( /
'( v )`
\ | /
VK ( | )
'- -`
______________________________________________________________
/ \
( @@@@@ _______ d88b d88b )
( @@. .@@ | _____| d888888888b )
( @@@\=/@@@ | |__ ___ __ __ Y888888888P )
( @.-- --.@ | __| / _ \ \ \/ / Y88888P )
( /(.) (.)\ | | | (_) | > < Y8P )
( \ ) . ( / |__| \___/ /__/\__\ )
( '( v )` )
( \ | / email: nrughani@metz.une.edu.au )
( ( | ) WWW: http://metz.une.edu.au/~nrughani )
( '- -` )
\______________________________________________________________/
--
[sig sized shark]
. ______ __ ___ __
\_____)\_____ / __/ / ___ _____/ /__ / _ )__ __/ /____ ___
/--v____ __`< _\ \/ _ \/ _ `/ __/ '_// _ / // / __/ -_|_-<
)/ /___/_//_/\_,_/_/ /_/\_\/____/\_, /\__/\__/___/
' nlorimer@ix.netcom.com /___/
. (!)
\_____)\_____ /
/--v____ __\`) O______
)/ _// \_ `
' ' `
(I wonder if the shark is hungry...)
(yum!)
. /
\_____)\_____
/--v____ __`<______
)/ _// \_ `
' ' `
(mmm!)
. /
\_____)\_____
/--v____ __\`)
)/ /\_
' \ `
'
(burp!)
. /
\_____)\_____
/--v____ __`<
)/
'
VK
--
[aardvark]
_.---._ /\\
./' "--`\//
./ o \
/./\ )______ \__ \
./ / /\ \ | \ \ \ \
VK / / \ \ | |\ \ \7
" " " "
.-"""-. _____ _ _ _ __ _
_.---._ `-/\\-' / ____| (_) | | | |/ / | |
./' "--`\// | (___ __ _ _ _ __ | |_ | ' / __ _| |_ ___
./ o \ \___ \ / _` | | '_ \| __| | < / _` | __/ _ \
/./\ )______ \__ \ ____) | (_| | | | | | |_ | . \ (_| | || __/
./ / /\ \ | \ \ \ \ |_____/ \__,_|_|_| |_|\__| |_|\_\__,_|\__\___|
/ / \ \ | |\ \ \7 keweizel@midway.uchicago.edu
" " " " http://student-www.uchicago.edu:81/users/keweizel
--
[snake, snakes]
____
________________________/ O \___/
<_____________________________/ \
____
________________________/ O \___/
<_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_______/ \
____
________________________/ O \___/
<%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%_____/ \
or
____
________________________/ O \___/
<_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_____/ \
or
____
________________________/ O \___/
<_8_8_8_8_8_8_8_8_8_8_8_8_____/ \
or
____
________________________/ O \___/
<888888888888888888888888_____/ \
--
a koala:
()()
(^^)
((( )))
( )
()()
VK ()()
--
[rebus]
(the message is: "buy a new mail program")
OO
__ HHHHHHHH
/ \ ||||||
/_ | ||||||
~/ \ / => ||||||
|__|/ ||||||
|| ||||||
__
/ \
/_ |
+------+ ~/ \ /
| $$ | => |__|/ => :-D
VK +------+ ||
--
>
> > Still don't get it. I AM the best!
>
> You want me to kiss your feet or something?
| || | ))
| || | ((((()
| || |((((((()
| || | \ @ J
| || | L /\___
/ /\ \ &_/\/ / /\
/ / \ \ /\/ | |
VK / / \ \ |: | |
Ooooo/ \ooooO |: | |
--
> > > > 60-75% of ALL the WORLD'S carpet! People STEP ON US everyday!
> > Domination fantasy: STEP ON US!
> ok (who else is there with you?)
>
> ( )
> ___( )
> (______)
> >/ \___
> >| 8 - | ___
> >\_____/
>
Yo' mama! ;-)
--
[food]
> (hungry now -- want to go eat?)
very hungry!
___(teeth)
(
V
\/\/\/\/\/\/
/"""""`\.____( )
( )____ <
\_____./" ( )
/\/\/\/\/\/\
> > > But feeding you a year's supply of Swedish meatballs IS a pretty good
> > > cause.
> > oooo
> > oooooooo
> > oooooooooo
> > \________/
>
> Damn it! That is CAT FOOD you just drew!
no, meatballs
*this* is cat food:
_____
/' `\_
_____/m____m(_)+_o
--
[small flower]
> No. But leave some flowers near my tombstone, O.K.? I'd really like
> that.
_
_( )_
(_(%)_)
(_)\
| __
|/_/
|
VK |
--
[clothespeg, clothespin, clothesline]
_____
// _/__
VK // // /
// // /
// // /
// // /
/| _// /
/ // / /
J_C_ /__/
/ // C__C
/_// / /
|/__/
_____ _____
// _/__ // _/__
// // / // // /
// // / // // /
// // / // // /
// // / // // /
/| _// / /| _// /
/ // / / / // / /
___J_C_ /__/________________________________J_C_ /__/_________
-----/ C__C% % % %\ /% % % % % / C__C----------
/_// / /% % % % %\ /% % % % % / / /
/||/__/% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %|/__/|
/%|%_%_%_% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %_%_%_%|
\_|/ (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) \|
| (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) |
| (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) |
\ (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) /
| (% % % % % %\/% % % % % %) |
\ (% % % % % %% % % % % %) /
| (% % % % % % % % % %) |
\ (% % % % %% % % % %) /
| (% % % % % % % %) |
\ (% % % %% % % %) /
VK \ |- - - - - - | /
`\.____/______________\____./'
--
( ) (
) ( ) __
/\/\ ) ( / \
O______-----------,\ \_
VK \_________/ \__)
fried cat ?
>
> ) ( ) )
> ( ) (
> ----%^^\_____________^^^\
>O______/__\ / ^
> / \____________/
>
>
>
>(that lizard of yours is really useful, if you get hungry one day you can
>even eat it - or maybe not if it is poisonous...)
>:^o Nej!!! Då heter jag kannibal! (Och det nog smakar ruttet.)
> > > > > > Take care and don't let the studying fry your brain...)
> > > > > >
> > > > > ) ( ( )
> > > > > ( ) (
> > > > > d8888b
> > > > > __(888888)__
> > > > > O______\__________/
> > > > >
> > > > > fried brain
> > > >
> > > > Gotta fork? Just kidding...)
> > >
> > > yes, and a knife too:
> > >
> > > W D
> > > | |
> > > I I
> >
> > Great! All we need now is a carving knife...)
> >
> "carving knife"?
> Hmmm... "carving knife" = "big knife" ?
>
> something like this?
>
> _________
> /' /"""""""""------------______
> (_._._._._/wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>
Very Nice.
--
[are you threatening me?]
,(help!)
`========= - O
/// /|\/
// / |
/|
\|
VK ''
--
[micro art animals (maybe some are nano art animals?)]
an ant:
"@@@
"""
a kitten:
,,
OOQ
""
a snail (I did not make this one):
@/
an elephant:
@OO,
""
a giraffe:
,
\__
||`
a lion (male):
@oo,
""
(this was fun, I think I'll do some more)
a dog (playing dead):
___
a rabbit:
"
*&
a horse:
,
'\__
||)
a cow:
M
/ \___
|W|)
a bull:
M
/ \___
|'|)
a pig:
__
c@(__)`
""
a sheep:
@@@`
""
a goat:
(
/\__
' ||`
a squirrel:
'\&
a snake (just after dinner):
._OO_
a swan:
.
`a\`
a cat (very thin, from behind):
!
|
another one, a shark:
/|
~~~~~~~~~~
rat
.%OOO___
mouse
.%oo__
frog
o
_`O'_
fish
_
><_>
dolphin
_/|
<_ \
`\|
'`
whale
__v_
(____\/{
killer whale (I have seen some real ones in Norway)
.
_/|
<
###\
`
##
#
'`
monkey (hanging from tree branch)
______
|
/\@
/\
zebra (being eaten by lions :P )
`ooO @oo'
\_
##___ Ooo'
^ \ ""
lizard (or is it a crocodile? according to llizard it's a hyena)
,vvvvv^=='
( \"""\\.
`
spider
*
bug
\ /
>OXO<
>(|)<
butterfly (not made by me)
>;<
same butterfly from the side (not by me either)
>;
worm
""""""'
mosquito (well it's a kind of blood sucker anyway)
\
\ /\
/\
/\/\
/
#/
\/
/
/
wasp
;(
'
bee (looks like a wasp but is only interested in flowers)
;(
'
(@)
|'
`|
parrot
(@> Hello Polly!
{||
--""--
||
||
swallow (from a distance)
^^
chicken
>o
`O'
''
--
[more micro images]
a sudent (running, checking her watch, carrying briefcase) (me):
_ ___ o_.
___ /| !
___ ,/ |
__
### |\
__
###/ \'
___ `
a computer:
___
[hi ]
[liz]
-^-.
::::: `.<>
a cup of coffee (with my name on it):
~
~
.---.
`---'=.
|VK | |
| |='
`---'
the moon shining through the window:
_
(_)
my bed (I am at school right now):
. .
/|________/|
// / //|
|/_/______|//!
|_________|/
! !
a clock:
[00.12]
a devil:
@@@//
@@@ ..
@@ _`
` '
my program (eaten by the devil. well it doesn't work! even when I try to
exit emacs and start all over again...):
(yum! tasty!)
@@@// /
@@@ ..
@@ c` <-[PROGRAM]
` '
me (going towards bed - fast!):
/|________/| /__________ ~~~
// / //| / ~~~~~ (flames) ~~~~
|/_/______|//! < (rocket) ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~
|_________|/ \___________ ~~~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~
! ! \ ~~~ ~~
when?
@@@ @@@ @@@@@@ @@@ @@@ @@@ @@@ @@@ @@@
@@@@ @@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@ @@@ @@@ @@@ @@@ @@@
@@!@!@@@ @@! @@@ @@! @@! @@! @@! @@! @@!
!@!!@!@! !@! @!@ !@! !@! !@! !@ !@ !@
@!@ !!@! @!@ !@! @!! !!@ @!@ @!@ @!@ @!@
!@! !!! !@! !!! !@! !!! !@! !!! !!! !!!
!!: !!! !!: !!! !!: !!: !!:
:!: !:! :!: !:! :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:
:: :: ::::: :: :::: :: ::: :: :: ::
:: : : : : :: : : : ::: ::: :::
--
_@_@_@_@_
( )
(
#########)
_(_________)_
here is a cake (with strawberries on it)
--
[lazy young stick-man]
.
|)
|
||||| @
|@ @| /
| J | /
\=/
_|_ W
/ | | /
/ | |/
\ |
\ |
/ \
| \
| \ . . .
| / . .
| / . . . .
_| \ . . o
(half mine half ejm's)
--
[brutal looking axe]
___
/\_|___|_
/ /LLLLLLL|
| |LLLLLLLL|
| |LLLLLLLL|
\ \LLLLLLL|
\/ | |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
|
###|
|
###|
|
###|
/
###|
VK /LLLL|
--
[another cat]
^ ^
( @@ )____________________
> "J < ||||||||||'''''''''
||------||
VK || ||
--
[more food]
____ _______
\__/ /__o %%%\ D W
\/ ((_/ %%%%%) | |
VK _||_ \_______/ I I
--
[scissors]
O O \ /
X X
VK / \ O O
_ ,/'
(_). ,/'
_ ::
(_)' `\.
VK `\.
_ ,/'
(_). ,/'
__ ::
(__)' `\.
VK `\.
--
[a sort-of llizard-like "wotsit"]
> ______
> /' `\
> ----@@ ||||||||||||||||||||>
>haha / \.______,/
> ha / || ||
>
>
>(I don't know what it is but it is amused)
It looks like a cross between an aardvark and a lemur.
--
A dead mouse, very swollen with gases and liquid with fragile skin
around... mmm, mmm, mmmmmm!
) ( ) ( )
( ) _.._
./ \. ) (
( ()()/ \ )
. ++ ____ |_____
VK o____________)___________)__________________
--
> Grrr.
Help! a lion is eating llizard!
/\/\
/o o )
-----%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^vvvvv \_____________________
help! / " " \___ _____________ \
/ | || | | || |\\
| || | | || | \\_
VK (__(__| (__(__| \_`\
=======
/|||||||\
If you brush the lion it might be more friendly :)
--
[very fat person]
@@@@@
___(^_^)___
>--(___________)--<
( _______ )
_|| ||_
VK (__) (__)
--
[bucket, bucketsort logo (used in a programming assignment)]
___
.-' `-.
/ \
/ _____ \
/.-'" "`-.\
d( )b
|`-.._____..-'|
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
\ /
VK `-.._____..-'
___ ____ ___
.-' `-. .-' `-. .-' `-.
/ \ / \ / \
/ _____ \ / ______ \ / _____ \
/.-'" "`-.\ /.-'" "`-.\ /.-'" "`-.\
d( )b d( 960918 )b d( )b
|`-.._____..-'| |`-..______..-'| |`-.._____..-'|
| ____ | _ _ | | _ |
| | _ \ | | | | | | | | | |
| | |_) |_ _ ___| | _____| |_ ___ ___ _ __| |_ |
| | _ <| | | |/ __| |/ / _ \ __/ __|/ _ \| '__| __| |
| | |_) | |_| | (__| < __/ |_\__ \ (_) | | | |_ |
| |____/ \__,_|\___|_|\_\___|\__|___/\___/|_| \__| |
| |
| Veronica | | Tord | | Thomas |
| Karlsson | | Lindström | | Lundgren |
\ e93-vkn / \ d94-tlm / \ p94-tln /
`-.._____..-' `-..______..-' `-.._____..-'
--
[hand saying "I love you" in (American?) sign language]
__
/ \
| |
_ | |
/' | | _ |
| | | |
| _ | | |
| | | |
| | __ | _ |
| _ | __ / \ | |
| | / \ | || |
| || || || | _---.
| || || |. __ | ./ |
| _. | -- || -- | `| / //
|' | || | | /` (/
| | || | | ./ /
| |.--.||.--.| __ |/ .|
| __| || |-' /
|-' \__/ \__/ .|
| _.-' /
| _.-' / |
| / /
| | /
` | /
\ | /'
| ` /
\ .'
| |
| |
VK | |
| |
--
[huge toothbrush]
"\"\
"\ \ \
"\ \ \ \
"\ \ \ \ \_
"\ \ \ \ \/ \
"\ \ \ \ \/ \
"\ \ \ \ \/ \
"\ \ \ \ \/ |
"\ \ \ \ \/ /
"\ \ \ \ \/ /
"\ \ \ \ \/ /
"\ \ \ \ \/ /
"\ \ \ \ \/ /
\ \ \ \ \/ /
\ \ \ \/ /
\ \ \/ /
\ \/ /
\/ /
| /
/ /
/ _/
/ /
/ /
/ /
/ /
/ /
/ /
/ /
/ /
/ /
/ /
/ /
/ /
/ /
/ /
/ /
_/ /
/ /
/ /
/ |
/ /
/ /
/ /
/ /
/ /
/ /
/ /
VK / /
/ /
/ /
/ /
/ /
/ /
/ /
/ /
/ /
/ /
/ /
/ /
/ /
/ /
| / Veronica Karlsson
\ / ( e93-vkn@sm.luth.se )
\ /
\__/
--
[two naked guys without hands]
§§§§§
§§§§§§§
§ . . §
@ ^ @
\ - /
|"|
.-----' `-----.
' `
| |
| | .""""". | |
| | """"" | |
| | """"" | |
| | """ | |
| | " | |
| | | |
| | | |
| . |
| |
| |
| """ |
| (U) |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
VK __/ | \__
/_____.^._____\
§§§§§
§§§§§§§
§ . . §
@ ^ @
\ - /
|"|
.------' `------.
' `
| |
| | .""""". | |
| | """"" | |
| | """"" | |
| | """ | |
| | " | |
| | | |
| | | |
| . |
| |
| |
| """ |
| (U) |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
VK ___/ | \___
/_______.^._______\
--
> >> Speaking of violins, I MUST practice the viola now and not play anymore
> >> on the computer. (Do you hear the sound of a whip cracking?)
> >
> >
> > _.-._
> > .-' `-. * >bang!<
> > / \ *
> > /
> > /|
> >//
> >"
>
> Ow! Stop that, I'm going, I'm going!
>
--
> > *
> > ,/
> > ,//
> > / / ,^
> > -----%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> > HO HO HO / " "
> > /
> >
> >(jag tror llizard är en tomte)
>
> :^D
___
\_/
__ __ ( )
_\ /_ ( ) O>*
\/ ,^ _(_____)_(_|_
-----%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -------------( GOD JUL! |
/ " " (________________
/
(eller kanske en ren)
--
[juggling]
>> See you on the wire.
>>
>
> o
> o o
>
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Great drawing!
--
[sig sized pumpkin, halloween]
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VK \\ vvv //
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--
[hugging Japanese smiley]
>----(^_^)----<
--
[stick man throwing a snow ball at a snow man]
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--
[accordion sigs for my mother]
.--vvvvvvvv--. _____ _____ ____ __.
|::||||||||::| / _ \ / \ | |/ _|
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|::||||||||::| \/nna \/aria \/arlsson
|::||||||||::| anna.maria.karlsson@mailbox.swipnet.se
""^^^^^^^^""
.--vvvvvvvv--. _____ _____ ____ __. .--vvvvvvvv--.
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|::||||||||::| anna.maria.karlsson@mailbox.swipnet.se |::||||||||::|
""^^^^^^^^"" ""^^^^^^^^""
.--vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv--.
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|::||||| \/nna \/aria \/arlsson |||::|
|::||| anna.maria.karlsson@mailbox.swipnet.se |||::|
""^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^""
--
[bear sig]
When you and a friend are being -- ..---""""--.__
chased by a bear there is no need / C"\
to run faster than the bear just / \__ `\ -- ~C - C
faster than your friend!! -- | \ ~-__/ /'\\C' /\_ /\/
Gregory James Pearl -- ---- /'/'| / / /`\ \_ _ /_ _ /_
gjpearl@mail.uccs.edu -- --- `)) `-)) `)) `-)) \/ \, \/ \,
(jgs+tx/di+ejm/vk)
--
Here is a little birthday present (and you can add any text or small picture inside it...):
.-"""---..____
' `. __..--""""-.
| ..___ \ .' `
| | """". \ / .---"""--. |
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` `\._________\ / /________./' '
___\_______________(_______)_____________/____
( | | )
( | | )
( | | )
( | | )
( | | )
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(___________________| |__________________)
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|___________________ __________________|
( | | )
( | | )
( | | )
( | | )
( | | )
( | | )
(___________________|_______|__________________)
Here is an example (the small pictures are not made by me):
.-"""---..____
' `. __..--""""-.
| ..___ \ .' `
| | """". \ / .---"""--. |
| | \ \/ / | |
` `\._________\ / /________./' '
___\_______________(_______)_____________/____
( | | )
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( \ \ _ _ | | @(_)-------(_) )
( \**\ ___\/ \ | | @ /
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( X*
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( o/\ \ | | @ @|_________| )
(_______\__\________| |__________________)
| |
| Grattis pa fodelsedagen Kalle! |
| Fran din kompis Veronica |
|___________________ __________________|
( | | )
( (.)(.) | | ==\\ )
( ) .( | | |8| |\ )
( ( v ) | | |8| __ o| )
( \ |/ | | |8|(__) )
( | | |8|| | )
(___________________|_______|______\____/______)
I (Veronica Karlsson, VK, vk@ludd.luth.se) made these pictures:
--
Johan Lekberg wrote:
> Special message to joan and veroica, i have seen that you like to jump
> on all people that doesnt think as you do. This is not something i only
> say to you though i only gave you as exampel. Please jump on my head if
> you like it but remeber who is the childish one first.
you suggested it...
.---------------------------------------.
( Hey! this is almost as fun as frogball! )
/`---------------------------------------'
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(and I just LOVE to be childish! ;)
--
[Mace]
|\
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/|__/AMMA\/ |
/AMMMMMMMMMMM\_|
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VK /_ /
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--
[used teabag, ewww!]
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--
[working table with lamp]
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/ ::\ `-(_)
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/ /
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VK /' /\ / / /
/ . \ \ / / /
/ // \ \ / / /
/ // \ \___________/ /
/ /// \ \ __ /
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/88b.____________________.8/
--
[cherries]
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--
[toilet paper]
.--.----------------.
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--
[sig sized dog]
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--
[viking ship]
A certain "PC" posted some American tourists in Venice in 1997.
I responded with these Danish tourists in Venice in 997:
A_______
|______<
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~~~~~~~~~/ ~~~/~~~~/~~~~/~~~~/~~~~/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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--
A pitiful attempt at drawing M.C. Escher's endless stairs:
.'`-._
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--
For some reason people didn't notice this one when I posted it to
alt.ascii-art with the title "$i$$ling hot $ex!!! don't mi$$!!!
$mall-grown couple in action!!!" as a parody of one of the most
common forms of spam.
)
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VK |__'"``__|/
[small couple by unknown]
--
[more "impossible" objects]
____________
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/ \ \______/\ \
/ /\ \ \ / /\ \ \
/ / /\ \ \/ / /\ \ \
/ / /__\_\/ / /__\_\ \
/ /_/______\/_/________\
\ \ \______/\ \______ /
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\ \ \/ / /\ \ \/ / /
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____________
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/ \ \______/\ \
/ /\ \ \ / /\ \ \
/ / /\ \ \/ / /\ \ \
/ / /__\_\/ / /__\_\ \
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\ \ \______ \ \______ /
\ \ \ / /\ \ \ / / /
\ \ \/ / /\ \ \/ / /
\ \/ / /__\_\/ / /
\ / /______\/ /
VK \/___________/
--
[huge tree]
llizard said "touch wood", and I illustrated:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> You have no idea. They upgraded the mail system again and we were
> terrified that we would be required to return to the old stamp licking
> envelope system. But so far, so good... (touch wood) :^)
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--
How to clean up efficiently
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
[Quoted: VK, Unquoted: llizard]
Now I MUST FIND THAT RAKE!
> -- __ ,TOT TOOT TOOOOOT!!!
>- -[8,]___
#$% $%$
> - [______]_/
#$"$#%&%&/ #"$#%%&%& #$%#$%#
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#$%&&"#$$$%%& &&/&/%#$#"$$"#" "#$%%&&&/$%$%
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I only just got my head put back on recently! Don't make me laugh it off
aga-i--
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ejm97 / ^%---
I'm so glad you understand the concept of raking rooms clean. One of my
colleagues looked very puzzled and said, "What's a rake? You mean a rake
like a garden rake? Why do you need a rake for an indoor room?" :^D
--
The Big Hat Discussion
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
[Quoted: llizard, Unquoted: VK]
Wide hats are also nice... :)
> But fly off when bicycling. :^D
Not mine:
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(but I had to look in ten shops before I found one that didn't feel like
it was sitting somewhere on top of my head instead of _around_ it...)
>Does "_around_ it" mean too large or too small? Most hats I find a way
>to large for my head and I can't see.
>
> _-'-_
> / \
> | |
> _______|_______|________
> \_O_/
>ejm97 __) (__
> / +++ \
>
I have a big head and most hats sort of sit on top of it with nothing
holding them in place, easy victims for the wind... :(
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>:^D
Alternative pictures in version 2.0 of the same letter:
I have a big head and most hats sort of sit on top of it, with nothing
holding them there and protecting them from the wind....
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>:^D I can't tell which version I think is funnier.
A good hat should get down far enough to fit _around_ the head:
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>Quite right. I had the perfect wide brimmed straw hat that I was wearing
>one day last summer when there was an unexpected deluge of rain. It
>shrank when it dried and now it pinches my forehead and leaves a mark
>when I jam it on my head. I, of course, have not found the perfect hat
>to replace it and so continue to wear it. :^D
I have a hat like that, but I found that I have an old saucepan which is
just a little bit wider than my head so I wet the hat and forced it to dry
on the saucepan. It worked =)
_..--.._
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That saucepan is now no longer a saucepan but a hat size improvement tool.
>That's a great idea. I will search the saucepan drawer and see if there
>is a potential hat size improvement tool.
(I was lucky - I only have one saucepan... well, HAD one saucepan, right
now I don't have a saucepan so I borrow one from somebody else when I
need one... :D )
>:^D Only one saucepan!! And now no saucepan except a borrowed
>saucepan!!! You'll starve.
I live in a "student corridor" remember, twelve students, one kitchen...
>Ai yai yai. I'd forgotten. You'll starve for sure! :^D
Parallell thread:
> >Wide hats are also nice... :)
>
> But fly off when bicycling. :^D
>
Not mine:
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> Oh *that* kind of wide hat. I thought you meant:
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They are nice too, but not to use on bike
>
> I have one like yours too that I pin a handkerchief to the back so it
> looks like a Foreign Legion hat.
>
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:D
I used to have one with mosquito net:
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>How excellent! I should look into getting one of those. :^D
I just tried to use it as a "hair clip"...
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That way there should be no risk of it falling off.... :D
>But what if the hat is so securely fastened to your hair that it pulls
>your hair out in a high wind? :^D
No, what wold happen would be that the front part tries to fly away but is
stopped by the back part and the whole thing would just flop over my
head.... :D
> But what if the wind was so strong that the front part gets flipped back
> and tears the hair out of your head? :^D
no, all it would do would be to tear the hat away from the head... :D
>along with your hair if the wind was very very strong:
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> I actually attach a barette to
>
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> because my hair, even though it is very long, doesn't hold the hat on
> well enough in the wind. (not enough hair?)
???
There is a hole at the back of those things and I pull my hair through
that.... (well, actually I open the clip and then shut it again around the
hair)
>Yes I do the same thing but in a high wind, the hat just slips down my
>hair. If I attach a metal barette to the clip part and fasten it to my
>hair, then the hat stays fixed to my head.
It isn't "tied" to the hair in any way.... If the hair has thickness 1
unit then the opening that it goes through is about 3 units big...
> Yes I do the same thing but in a high wind, the hat just slips down my
> hair.
:D I suspect the same thing would happen to me, but at least it would
slide down to somewhere near me, not fly away across the road or into a
ditch or something...
> Before I started fastening mine with a barette, I had one slide down my
> hair and then fly in the wind across the road and under the wheel (dirty)
> of a car before I could rescue it.
ok, then that method wouldn't work for me either ..... but it feels nice,
and it keeps my hair out of the way... =)
>:^)
More parallellism:
> If I attach a metal barette to the clip part and fasten it to my
> hair, then the hat stays fixed to my head.
I haven't done that :D [what is a "metal barette"?]
> Maybe you call it a slide?
????? (picture?)
>back view of head:
>
> _-|-_
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> |||||||||
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> \|||/
> ejm97 [___] <---barette
> /|||\
> //|||\\
> ///|||\\\
> ((( ))) )))
yes, I got that part, but what does it look like (details)? and how did
you get that to stick to the hat?
>Sorry, I thought you didn't recognize the word "barette". I hook it into
>the loop of the hat.
>
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>back of hat:
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> |_|===/ /_| <--- barette gets attached to the strap at the back
> \/ and hair.
a bit of both really (and the little square doesn't really explain any
more than I had already guessed...)
Does it look something like this?
_.-\\
(`-._ _.-' .-'|
`-._`------' _.-' /
__ `-------'.-' .'
(\_\_ _.-' .-'
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VK `-------'
>Yes. (Well done. I gave up trying to make that very thing.)
> _.-\\
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>
>I had to do it upsidedown because I'm too lazy to turn your barette
>around. Does that make it any clearer?
Yes :D
But doesn't that feel a bit uneven?
>No, you can adjust the hat and/or barette. There is no rule that says a
>barette has to be at right angles to the hair.
What about the rule that says that it is uncomfortable when something is
uneven...
>:^D Is this an aesthetic or a physical judgement?
Very physical! (I can't see the back of my neck but I can *feel* it and I
go crazy if something feels uneven...)
>:^D It can be adjusted so that it all fits. Did I say that you do not
>put your hair through the loop of the hat? Only the barette is used to
>hold the hat to the hair.
hmmmm....????
> _____
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>No need to take all that extra time to gather hair together to put
>through hole in hat. You can just jam the hat on your head and fasten
>the barette to some of the hair on the back of your head.
:D (didn't this whole thing start with the hair going through the loop?)
> :^D Oh, didn't I mention that I find it incredibly uncomfortable to put
> my hair through the loop and that's why I devised the barette method in
> the first place?
No, I don't think you did, :D (I think it is very comfortable, especially
when I should have washed my hair yesterday and want a reason to keep
wearing the hat indoors....)
>:^D
:)
I'm bad!
>It's supposed to be very good for the health of your hair to let it stay
>oily....
>Sometimes, I'm bad too. It gets really scary if someone asks me if I
>have just washed my hair because the comb lines are so visible. :^D
Forking off again:
> No need to take all that extra time to gather hair together to put
> through hole in hat. You can just jam the hat on your head and fasten
> the barette to some of the hair on the back of your head.
hmmmm.... maybe..... but it would still be uneven....
> No, not so much that you notice. :^D
I think I would probably notice.... :D
>Then you are like the princess and the pea?
>
> ___________________________
>| * . . * .. |
>|. ( . * *|
>| * * * . |
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>
> ! _ _____
> |(@} sigh ! [03:01]
> |(_/--________..| =========
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> | ||::::::::::::| | |
>ejm97 | | |_____|
:P
I WOULD notice! There is not twelve, and twelve more, mattresses
between my head and my hat! :D
>:^D
--
A coupe of superllizards:
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--
A friendly discussion with Kishan
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>... though you would prob. hit me w something
>> really cruel and really sharp for saying so.
>you are quite right!
:-( <:-O
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OWWW!!!
Ouch, my little Swedish meatball! Don't hurt me ... (too much).
--
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--
[different angles of self portrait]
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Princess Diana
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--
[Veronica with knife, Veronica with sword, Veronica with motor saw,
Veronica sleeping]
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--
Joris Bellenger wrote:
>
>DON'T ASK AROUND!!! curosity might have killed your cat. ;)
>
>
>> |||| ||||
>> ____ ||||__________||||
>> >/ <_________________'-------
>> \ XX / `"""""""
>> \/\/
I'm sure you wouldn't let that happen to my very own cat! :-o
You would pick him up...
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Up to: Homepage -> 20111009121411 -> http: -> -> www.ludd.luth.se -> ~vk -> pics -> ascii
I (Veronica Karlsson, VK, vk@ludd.luth.se) made these pictures:
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\` `-\ http://www.ludd.luth.se/users/vk/ /-' '/
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[An alternative interpretation of those frogs, from a thread in alt.ascii-art,
June 2001]
Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote:
> > http://www.ascii-art.de/
> > _ _
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> > ` ' VK
>
> Thoose frogs are awesome .. great work VK!
They are good frogs, but if you look at them right they are also
something like a horse's head. The back legs make the eyes and
ears, the frog eye is a nostril.
Eli the Bearded
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shedragon@lycos.com (ldb) wrote:
>I tried, but I don't see a horse's head. You're either very creative
>or very warped. ;)
>
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Stuart Moore wrote:
> Eli the Bearded wrote:
> > They are good frogs, but if you look at them right they are also
> > something like a horse's head. The back legs make the eyes and
> > ears, the frog eye is a nostril.
Aah! Well spotted. Never seen that horse in it before but clearly now!
> I see it = the horse is looking up in surprise. Front legs are open jaw.
Well, I'd say the eyes are closed and the front leg is just something
in the horse's mouth. What I see (without the "something") less froggish
and more horseish :
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Still froggish too - I think.
Andreas Freise
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Screaming camel in comic style? (2min work *g*)
Marco Kirschke
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Sara Wallen's contribution:
--
my aardvark eats aardvarko's ant
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--
[stick horses]
trot:
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((_____) ((_____) ((_____) ((_____)
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|/ /| /| |/ |/ /| /| |/ VK
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|/ // /| |/ // /| VK
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(_____) (_____) (_____) (_____)
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|/ // // /| /| // // |/ VK
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--
[hand saying "stop", waving hand]
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--
[VK waving flag, VK making speech]
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( Sweden is not an American state! )
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[snow man]
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--
Snowboarding
This one looks a bit insecure:
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This one is better:
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O_/
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Joan as Lucia
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--
[punk Joan]
here is a new look for Joan:
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_/ | ---%^^^, And what do I see???
|_____| / \/ > Is that really you, Joan?
--- == >
[_____] __>,^
ejm97 | | //| |
___
_/ | ,^@@--- _ |
|_____| __< \ \ / / \ \ / |
--- == -- > \/\/ \_/ \/\/ .
[_____] __>,^
ejm97 | | //| |
Allright, Joan! But I see that Veronica forgot to add the nifty new
jewellery and tattoo you got:
|
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jgs/VK / ____ \
with | / _ \ \
further | |(\o/)| \
meddling | | /_\ | )
by ejm | | | /
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This is **SO** me!
I love it! You should see how I'll light up the 'do'
for the holidays... a string of lights should wrap
nicely around the spikes! Thank you ladies! :)
-joan
(I guess the Santa hat won't fit anymore...)
____
.'` `"-,
.' `\
| /.-.---.-.---) joan stark spunk1111@juno.com
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Nonsense! It looks stunning with your spikes.
____
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with | / _ \ \
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meddling | | /_\ | )
by ejm | | | /
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ejm97 /
--
[The Swedish word is "huvudfoting"]
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VK \ \ / /
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( `-...-' )
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--
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/ / // /| | | | \ \ \ VK
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( ( ( ) ( ) ) ( ) ) ( ) ) ) ( ) )
--
[evil mouths]
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.'::::::__________:::::`.
.':::::.-' \ /-.::::`.
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`-.________.-'
--
Rock, paper, scissors
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VK
--
[first snow 1997]
* 17 October 1997, 02:30 AM *
* *
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--
[world globe, orange, knife]
Without peace the world will go to pieces
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--
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--
[electronic components]
OR
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VK \__________/
--
[Lucia]
. ___
/*\ .--. | |
@ @ @ . / * \ /__, \_ | |
|.|.| ... ... ... _/ \_ |_*_| (___)`(_) -------
@@@@@ ***** ***** ***** \ / |. .| |. .| |. .|
||. .|| {{. .}} {{. .}} {{. .}}|/|\| \ o / { o } \ o /
|||\o/||| {{{\o/}}{{{\o/}}{{{\o/}}} | .-- --. .-{ }-. .- -.
|.-- --.| {.-- --.{.-- --.{.-- --.}(|\/| ||| | | |
/( ) ( )\ | @ | | @ | | @ | |\/| ||| | | | | | | |
\ )mmm( / `--|--' `--|--' `--|--' | |||_|___|_| | | | |
'( )` ( ) ( ) ( ) | |'\/| |\/._ `| |'
| | | | | | | | | | | | |( ) | | |
| | | | | | | | | | | | |( ) | | |
|_____| |_____| |_____| |_____| VK |_____| (__|__)(____)(__|__)
--
[file tree, file symbol, directory symbol]
_
| `--------+
| Homepage |
+----------+
.-' | `-._
.-' | `-._
.-' | `-._
_ .-' | _`-.
| `-'--+ +-----+------+ | `--`-+
| docs | | index.html | | pics |
+------+ +------------+ +------+
_.-' | `. .-' \
_.-' | `. .-' \
_.-' | `. _ .-' _ \
+----'-------+-----+----+--`----+ | `--'--+ | `--`-+
|friends.html|links.html|me.html| | icons | | misc |
+------------+----------+-------+ +-------+ +------+
_.-'.'/ \ | \
_.-' .' / \ | \
_.-' .-' / \ | \
VK _.-' .-' / \ | \
_.-' .-' / \ | \
_.-' .-' / \ | \
.----'---.-----'---.------'-----.-------`--.----+---.---`--.
|home.gif|links.gif|roadkill.gif|smiley.gif|logo.gif|me.gif|
`--------^---------^------------^----------^--------^------'
_
| `---+
| | directory
+-----+
+-----+
| | html document
+-----+
.-----.
| | image
`-----'
--
[chess]
\+/ \^/ (V) ("\ [-] _
) ( ) ( ) ( ) ' | | ( )
/___\ /___\ /___\ /___\ /___\ /___\ VK
\+/ \^/ (V) ("\ [-] _
)
#( )#( )#( )#' |#| (#)
/
###\ /###\ /###\ /###\ /###\ /###\ VK
\+/ \^/ (V) ("\ [-] _
)8( )8( )8( )8' |8| (8)
/888\ /888\ /888\ /888\ /888\ /888\ VK
VV vv () (\ []
)( )( )( )' || ()
/__\ /__\ /__\ /__\ /__\ /__\ VK
VV vv () (\ []
)( )( )( )' || ()
/
##\ /##\ /##\ /##\ /##\ /##\ VK
--
[time table]
Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday
+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+
09:00 | | | | | |
+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+
10:00 | | | | | |
+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+
11:00 | | | | | |
+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+
12:00 | | | | | |
+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+
13:00 | | | | | |
+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+
14:00 | | | | | |
+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+
15:00 | | | | | |
+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+
16:00 | | | | | |
+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+
17:00 | | | | | |
+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+ VK
--
My suggestion for a Swedish Dvorak keyboard layout
____________________________________________________________________________
| ____ |
| [____] [_] [_][_][_][_] [_][_][_][_] [_][_][_][_] [_][_][_] [_][_][_][_] |
| ___ |
| [_][_] [§][1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9][0][+]['][___] [_][_][_] [_][_][_][_] |
| [_][_] [__][q][å][ä][p][y][f][g][c][r][l][x][@][ | [_][_][_] [_][_][_][ | |
| [_][_] [___][a][o][e][u][i][d][h][t][n][s][j][-][_| [_][_][_][_| |
| [_][_] [_][<]['][,][.][k][ö][b][m][w][v][z][______] [_] [_][_][_][ | |
VK | [_][_] [__][_][__][_____________________][__][_][_] [_][_][_] [____][_][_| |
das |____________________________________________________________________________|
--
This vehicle is called "spark" (which means "kick" in Swedish). It
could be described as "a chair on skates".
/
VK /|
__.---||
__.----||
( `.____||_______________
`._____|_______________
_ _________ _
(_X_________X_)
|| ||
|| ||
|=======|
|| ||
|+-----+|
/_______\
//| |\\
.'/|| ||\`.
(---------------)
VK `. ||/ || .'
`-' `-'
_ __________ _ / /
(_X__________X_) /
|| || / /
|| ||/ /
|========| /
|| || /
|+------+| /
/_______/| /
//| ///|| /
.'/|| .'/ || /
(--------( || /
VK `. ||/ \ ||/
`-' `-'
__ ________ __ / /
(__X___VK___X__)/ /
|| || / /
|| || / /
|+-====-+|/ /
|| || /
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||_____/|| /
/ /| /
/_______/|| /
//|| /// || /
.'/ || /'/ || /
(--------( ||/
`. |/ \ |/
`-' `-'
__ ________ __ / /
(__X___VK___X__)/ /
|| || / /
|| || / /
|+-====-+|/ /
|| || /
|| || /
||_____/|| /
/ /| /
/_______/|| /
//|| /// || /
// || /// || /
// ||/// ||/
.'/ |/'/ |/
(--------( /
`. / \ /
`-' `-'
--
Instructions for my colour mixer
+------+------+-------+
| |
| [RRGGBB] | <--- THE RESULTING COLOUR
| |
+------+------+-------+
| [RR] | [GG] | [BB] | <--- The colours that are being mixed
+------+------+-------+
| +33 | +33 | +33 |
| +10 | +10 | +10 | <--- Add colour
| +1 | +1 | +1 |
+------+------+-------+
| RR | GG | BB | <--- Hexadecimal codes for the colours that are
+------+------+-------+ being mixed (this goes into your html files)
| -1 | -1 | -1 |
| -10 | -10 | -10 | <--- Remove colour
| -33 | -33 | -33 |
+------+------+-------+
| black, grey, white, |
| red, green, blue, | <--- Predefined colours
|yellow, cyan, magenta|
+---------------------+
(see also test version 1, which colours the background of the browser and
test version 2, in which you can set text colour as well as background colour)
I (Veronica Karlsson, VK, vk@ludd.luth.se) made these pictures:
--
[horse]
||\
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// `| `.
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/ | ;-.______.-'\ / |||`
/ /.| / \ \\ \\\`
( ' ( ; `. \) \\`
\\\ | | .'.;.) ``
\ \| | .'.'/ /
VK | |_| /_| / /
' /_| /_|
and, of course, that irritating thing called "reality" stepped in once again
and said "that horse can't balance properly if it stands like that", so I
made this diddle:
||\
(' `.
/ @ ` `.
// `| `.
(o .-'. `| `--.______.-----._
`' \ `|`| `.<-\
\ ` ||\\
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/\ | | /||||
/ | ;-.______.-'\ //|||`
/ /.| / \ \\ \\\`
( ' ( ; `. )\ \\`
\\\ | | .'.' / ``
\ \| | .'.'/ /
VK | |_| /_| / /
' /_| /_|
--
[pearls on a thread]
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VK (_)
(_)
_ _ (_)_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
(_))(_) (_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)@<
--
[chocolate bunnies]
.-._.-.
/ V \
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| (@) (@) |
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| _/|\_ |
\ _`-'_ /
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|{_.-._}|
/ o \
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(___ \' __)
| .'\/|/. |
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|/|=|=|=|\|
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|.--.|.--.|
VK (____X____)
.-._.-.
/ V \
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(___ \' __)
| .'\/|/. |
| |())()| |
| |=====| |
|/|=|=|=|\|
| `=====' |
| | |
|.--.|.--.|
VK (____X____)
--
[gum ball machines]
Small, round model (as seen in American films):
o
.od888bo.
/ \
|oo oo8|
|88888888888|
\888888888/
/`-----'\
| | | | |
jgs/VK | |(/)| |
| |[_]| |
(`--.___.--')
`-._____.-'
Straight, double model (as seen outside Swedish shops):
_________ _________
[_________][_________]
| || |
| || o|
|o oo||o oOOOO|
|88O8O8888||OOOOOOOOO|
|8O8888O88||OOOOOOOOO|
|---------||---------|
| | | | || | | | |
jgs/VK | |(/)| || |(/)| |
| || |
| [_] || [_] |
|_________||_________|
|| || ||
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--
Veronica Karlsson wrote:
>Small, round model (as seen in American films):
>
> o
> .od888bo.
> / \
> |oo oo8|
> |88888888888|
> \888888888/
> /`-----'\
> | | | | |
> jgs/VK | |(/)| |
> | |[_]| |
> (`--.___.--')
> `-._____.-'
Hm, I don't like the look of the 'globe', what about
.o.
.' `.
/ .. \
|oooO::::.Oo|
|O8O88o88O88|
\888O88888/
|`-----'|
| | | | |
jgs/VK | |(/)| |
| |[_]| |
`-.___.-'
Well, what do we have here? A parking meter:
.-.
.' ... `.
/ ,'.. /. \
|o ' /` o|
|88o.d8b.o88|
\888ooo888/
|`-----'|
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jgs/VK | |(/)| |
a:f | |[_]| |
`-.___.-'
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Anyway ...
:)
Andreas
--
[condom]
Veronica Karlsson wrote:
>Small, round model (as seen in American films):
>
> o
> .od888bo.
> / \
> |oo oo8|
> |88888888888|
> \888888888/
> /`-----'\
> | | | | |
> jgs/VK | |(/)| |
> | |[_]| |
> (`--.___.--')
> `-._____.-'
Are you sure this is a gumball machine? >;-)
o
.od888bo.
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`-._____.-'
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[cats cats cats]
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||| | - - - >>>========>X> ( < |
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| / \ /
| / || |-----( (
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( VK ((__/ ((__/
VK __ .-. __
/\ ) .. ( ? ) .. ( \
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|-| / \ / \ | |
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\ / | | | / \ /
)--)-----|-|| || |-----( (
(--(( |-|| || | )) )
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VK __ _ _ __
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|-| /|| \ / ||\ | |
|-| / \ ' / \ | |
|-|_________.' -\ /- `._________| |
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\ / | | | / \ /
)--)-----|-|| || |-----( (
(--(( |-|| || | )) )
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--
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##\
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#################|
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##############|
\ / | | | / __ __ _ \
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VK ((__/ ((__/
--
[horse with automatic water cup]
---X--------------------.
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.( ))) |
.( ) \ |
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.( )' \ |
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/ ______o
| | ___/|
| `.____.'
--
How to build a scratching post for your kitties
===============================================
Text: Michael Doherty
Illustration: Veronica Karlsson
I built a good, durable post for my cats for $12. All you need is a
square piece of plywood for the bottom. Buy 2 feet (or taller if you
want it) of 4 x 4 posts used for fencing. Buy a bolt to attach 4 x 4
to plywood through the bottom. You now have a post. Buy 100 feet of
1/4 inch twine. This next part is hard to explain so I'll illustrate
with some pictures. This is what you want to build:
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/ / /
VK / / /
/ / /
/ / /
/_____________________________________/ /
|______________________________________|/
"X-ray view" that shows the bolt:
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/ / | | |_|_| / /
/ | '|_| | / / /
VK / / |'_____|/ / /
/ ||_|| / /
/ / / /
/ / /
/ / / /
/_____________________________________/ /
|______________________________________|/
Drill a hole in the direction of the arrow all the way through the
post.
Thread the sting through it and tie a knot at the end. This gives
you one end that is attached.
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| | | `==='
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| | | __.--'`==='
________| | |______________.-'___ .`==='.
/ | | | _.-' /|( `===' )
/ | | | _.-' / / `-----'
/ | | | .-' / /
/ `-@---| |(--' / /
/ | | / / /
VK / |______|/ / /
/ / /
/ / /
/ / /
/ / /
/_____________________________________/ /
|______________________________________|/
Spread wood glue over entire post (Thin layer).
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|||||| |%| ( (_) )
|%%%%% |%| `-----'
|%%%%% |%| `==='
|%%%%% |%| `==='
|%%%%% |%| __.--'`==='
________|%%%%%%|%|______________.-'___ .`==='.
/ |%%%%%%|%| _.-' /|( `===' )
/ |%%%%%%|%| _.-' / / `-----'
/ |%%%%%%|%| .-' / / ______
/ `-@---|%%%%%%|(--' / / .' O.
/ |%%%%%%| / / / |O-.__.-'|
/ |______|/ / / | \ |
VK / / / | `-.__.'
/ / / | |
/ / / | |
/ / / | GLUE |
/_____________________________________/ / `-.____.-'
|______________________________________|/
Then start tightly wrapping twine around post. Wear gloves because
this part is a little tough.
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|%%%%%%|%| / _ _ _ )
|%%%%%%|%/ / /_)_)_) /
`----------------(_/ / / /_)-.
`------'// (_/_/_/_/ `.
`------'// \ .-----.
`------'// \ ( (_) )
`------'// \ `-----'
`------'// \ `==='
`------'// `-==='
`------'// `==='
________`------'//____________________ .`==='.
/ `------'// /| ( `===' )
/ `------'// / / `-----'
/ `------'// / /
/ `------'(/ / /
/ |%%%%%%| / / /
/ |______|/ / /
VK / / /
/ / /
/ / /
/ / /
/_____________________________________/ /
|______________________________________|/
When you are near the top, again thread string through a predrilled
hole and tie a knot as close to the wood as possible. Then what I did
is extend the string out another 8 inches...tie a knot....leave
another inch. This gives them a toy.
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/ /|
/______/ |
| |(@-.
|%%%%%%|// \
`------'// \
`------'// \
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`------'// )
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________`------'//____________________
/ `------'// /|
/ `------'// / /
/ `------'// / /
/ `------'(/ / /
/ |%%%%%%| / / /
VK / |______|/ / /
/ / /
/ / /
/ / /
/ / /
/_____________________________________/ /
|______________________________________|/
I forgot....go to the carpet store and purchase one of their 2x2
samples for $2.00. Cut a hole in the middle and place of post and
push down to base. This prevents injuries from landing on plywood.
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/ /|
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| |(@-.
| |// \
`------'// \
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________`------'//____________________
/@@@@@@@@`------'//@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/|
/@@@@@@@@@`------'//@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/ /
/@@@@@@@@@@`------'//@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/ /
/@@@@@@@@@@@`------'(/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/ /
/@@@@@@@@@@@@| | /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/ /
/@@@@@@@@@@@@@|______|/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/ /
VK /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/ /
/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/ /
/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/ /
/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/ /
/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/ /
|______________________________________|/
Hope this helped.
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A comment from Susie B
Nice instructions. Could I suggest that you make it three feet high?
Two feet is kind of short to let a full grown cat stretch as much as
it would like to. And for the base, a really wide square of plywood
would be good for stability. I found my cats were constantly knocking
over their original scratching post when they played chase and
ricocheted off it to change direction.
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A second comment from Susie B
Make that 3 feet tall, so the cat can stretch. Sometimes cats won't
use a scratching post because it's too short. Also, make sure that the
base is extra wide, if the scratching post is unstable the cat won't
want to use it. Also, fasten two layers of plywood together so you can
countersink the bolts. This will contribute to its stability.
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A comment from DJ
Here is the secret to the best scratchpost...make it big and heavy.
I have built a few scratchposts (the cats wear those things out..which
is good). I have found that the reason cats lose interest in those
little store bought posts and head for the couch is because those
little posts move around and the couch doesn't. My posts are about 1
foot square and 3 feet tall. They are covered with carpet and the
inside is filled with rocks. The post ways about 60 pounds (25kg) when
the rocks are in it so it won't move when my cats come up and attack
it..So remember, make it heavy enough to stay still and make it tall
enough so the can stand up and scratch up the post (just as if they
were scratching up a tree).
--
My answer to somebody's question, "Will my cat like my new lamb":
.------. __
VK ( lunch! ) .. ( \
`------'o ||\ | |
.-----. o/ \ | |
( baaa! ) /|) `._________| |
, , /`-----' ( < |
O@O `9__. |
@ @@@ \ /
@@@@@ || |-----( (
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Walter wrote (in alt.animals.felines):
>
> how big should a litter box be?...
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Some thoughts related to travelling with cats
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Then of course there is the "carrier". I think it's important how it is
constructed, for safety and for making the cat as little uncomfortable
(and scared) as possible.
When I was _very_ young we had a basket made of very thin wood. The
material and technique was the same as in these:
http://stab.se/hantverk/korg.JPG
http://www.castor.bjurholm.se/hemsidor/johan/agnes_spkorg.gif
This basket was completely dark inside with no possibility to see out.
The material was also thin enough for an energetic cat to claw through,
and it had been used for transporting cats for many years... It had been
"repaired" by putting newspaper as "wall paper" on the inside
(especially the corners, which is where the cats "attacked" most
fiercly).
It looked like this, closed:
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Of course, the cats *HATED* it! And the construction of the lid didn't
exactly make it any easier to get them _into_ it to begin with (imagine
the fun with two half-grown kittens who had to go to the vet at the same
time and had to travel in this thing...).
Later on we got a more cat friendly basket, of the same kind of material
as the ones in these pictures:
http://home.ljusdal.se/photo/3861.lovrafsa.korg.jpg
http://www.imm.ki.se/~Morry/IMAGES/KORG.JPG
It had a narrow "window" near the top where the cats could get a 360
degree view of the world. It was not very deep (the cat could not "sit
up" comfortably in it) and the "lock" was _very_ poor, the "hinges",
like the "lock" could only be described as a joke. The shape of the lid
in combination with the flexibility of the material made it possible for
a cat to squeeze through at the front corners of the lid.
It looked like this, closed:
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This was not much more popular than the first one, and it was way too
easy to break out of. It now serves some useful time holding accordion
notes, and for that purpose it is just excellent.
We now have a modern miracle. A small, white wire cage with free sight
in every direction except down and a construction that not even a feline
Houdini would be able to break out of.
This is my first attempt at drawing it:
VK .===.
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And the second:
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(I'm not happy with either. The cage is a little bit rounded to the top
and not quite as square as it looks in my pictures, it's wider at the
base than at the top, but that kind of line is very hard (impossible) to
do in ascii)
Open:
______________________
VK /_/_/_/.====._/_/_/_/_/|
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Note the tray at the bottom.
______________________
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|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_______|/_/_/
You can pull it out completely! Because of this there is no need to try
to force the cat into the box, you just put the cat on the tray and
push. The cat sits still on a comfortable cushion while the tray slides
into the cage. The only problem then is to keep the tail from getting
squished when you close the lid. This one *works*! :)
--
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[first snow 1998]
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/\ * /\ /\ /\ * /\ /\ /\ /\ * /\ * /\ /\ /\
* * * *
_\/_ * Luleå, Sweden, 15 October 1998 * _\/_
/\ __.__ * /\
* * .-' `-. * *
_\/.' `. * * * _\/_
// _.--._ \ /\*
| / \ | * * *
_| | * |___| * * * _\/_
| \ * /\
\ `-._ * ____ ___* __.__ ___ ___
_\/`. `-. | \ * | | .-' `-. | | | |_
*/\ `-._ `-. | \ | |' `. | * *| |*
* `-. `. \ | | .-'"`-. \ | | |
_\/_ `. \ \ *| | / * \ | | ___ | |_
/\ * * \ | \ \ | | | | | | | | | |
_____ | | |\ \| | | * | | | *| | | |
| | * | | | \ \ | \ / | \ / \ * / |_
| `.____.' | | \ | `-._.-' / `-' _ `-' /\
\ / | * \ |. .' \ / \ /
_\`. .'___| \_____| `-._____.-' `.__.' `.__.'_\/_
/\ `-.________.-' * * * * * /\
* * * * *
_\/_ _\/_ _\/_ _\/_ _\/_ _\/_ _\/_ *_\/_ _\/_ _\/_ _\/_ _\/_
/\ /\ VK /\ * /\ /\ */\ /\ /\ /\ * /\ /\ */\
--
--
[VK in cold weather sig]
.-*
.-' /
.-- (___/ --- .--------. ------------------------------------------.
| (). .() ( *brrrrr* ) uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/~ix/ |
| |||\-/||| -'`--------' r93-ixa@fz.yhgu.fr |
| |.(_v_).| __ __ _ |
| /( |: )\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ |
||_| |: |_| \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |
|(\| |: |/) \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| |
| |_|___| .-ascii---------------------------------------------. |
| {_|_} | art | |
`-- (_|_) - `-chat: http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ -' -'
--
winter clothes
hat:
_____
.-' `-.
/ \
|-. |
| \ |
VK [__|__________|_______
____
.-' `-.
/ \
| |
| |
| _______ |
| / \|
| | |
| | |
| | |
VK |__/--------'
.--------.
/ `.
| .-. \
| | `.|
VK |_________| /|\
(___________) |||
ear-muffs:
.
####.
.
#' `#.
# #
# #
.
#. .#.
/
###\ /OOO\
##### OOOOO
VK \
###/ \OOO/
`-' `-'
scarf:
_.-.
_.----' `.
/ `.
/ `-._
VK .' __.----. `-._
.-' / `-._ =
// / `-. =
// .' `--.=
// .'
//
gloves:
_______
VK ___/_______)____
.-'-' ____)______)
| .-' ______)__)
| --- _______))
| `-. _______))
`---.___________)
_______
VK ___/_______)____
.-'-' ____)____ \
| \ )
| )/
| //
`---.___________/
boots:
________
VK __(_____ <|
(____ / <| <|
(___ / <| L`-------.
(__ / L`--------. \
/ `. ^^^^^ | \ |
| \---------' |/
|______|____________/]
[_____|`-.__________]
--
[electric plug]
____
____| \
(____| `._____
____| _|___
(____| .'
VK |____/
--
[ice cube thingies]
.--------------------------------.
\\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\\
\\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \\
\\\---\---\---\---\---\---\---\---\\
\\\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\\
\\\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \\
\\\---^---^---^---^---^---^---^---\\
VK \`--------------------------------'
\______________________________/
.--------------------------------.
\\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\\
\\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \\
\\\___\___\___\___\___\___\___\___\\
\\\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\\
\\\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \\
\\\___^___^___^___^___^___^___^___\\
VK \`--------------------------------'
\______________________________/
--
[Mumin trolls, Mumintrollet, Snorkfröken, Muminmamma, Muminpappa, Lilla My]
/| /|
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--
[some guy, some guy with glasses]
,,,
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(__(____]
--
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.///\.
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| |
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VK | | |
_|__|__|
(__(____]
--
[male version of old underwear picture, by Colin]
______________________________________________
||||||||||.LASTEX.||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|% % % % % % % %|||% % % % % ||| % % % % % % % |
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| (% % % % % % % % % % %) |
\ (% % % % % % % % % %) /
-VK/cfbd- | (% % % % % % % % %) |
\ (% % % % % % % %) /
\ |- - - - - - -| /
`\.____/_______________\____./'
--
[Plain VK self portrait sig]
.-- ||||| --- .---------------. -----------------------------------.
| ||. .|| ( I'm no fantasy! ) uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/~ix/ |
| |||\=/||| -'`---------------' r93-ixa@fz.yhgu.fr |
| |.-- --.| __ __ _ |
| /(.) (.)\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ |
| \ ) . ( / \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |
| '( v )` \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| |
| \ | / .-ascii---------------------------------------------. |
| ( | ) | art | |
`-- '- -` - `-chat: http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ -' -'
--
[small house]
____||____
///////////\
/////////// \
| _ | |
|[] | | []|[]| -VK-
| | | | |
--
.|||||.
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--
[An attempt at an ascii font (AFAIK not figletized yet)]
Somebody made this:
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| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
| |_| | | |_| | | | | | | | | | | |
`-._____.-' `-._____.-' |___| |___| |___| |___| VK |___|
____ ____ ____ ___ ____ ______
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____ ____ ____ ___ ____ ______
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|VMMMMMMAo. |VMMMMMMAo. |VMMMMMMAo. |VMM| |VMMMMMMAo. .oAMMMMVMMMMM\
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| VA____ | V| |MMV' | V| )MMV' | V| | V| |MMM| |MMM| | V| |M|
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| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
| |_| | | |_| | | | | | | | | | | |
`-._____.-' `-._____.-' |___| |___| |___| |___| VK |___|
and a whole alphabet:
____ ____ ____ _____ ________ ________
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____ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___
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| |_/ | | | | | | | | \_| | | | | | | |____
`-._____,_| |___| |___| |___| `-._____.-' |___| |___| |________|
______ ______ ____ ___ ____ ____ ____
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| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
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____ ____ _________ ___ ___ ___ ___
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|_____.-'-__.-' |___| |___| |___| |________|
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VK
After
Mepha
# Page 5
```text
I (Veronica Karlsson, VK, vk@ludd.luth.se) made these pictures:
--
Not a bunny at all - it's a cat!
//\ .
(o ) ))
) `((
VK //____)
--
[small horse]
VK .''
._.-.___.' (`\
//( ( `'
'/ )\ ).__. )
' <' `\ ._/'\
` \ \
--
Bigger self portraits
.|||||.
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(mm|mm)
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| \%/ |
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( )|( )
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\ | /
VK ) | (
mmo^omm
--
[bathroom plan]
+---------+-----------+
| [_] | | ,'\|
| ((_)) | | shower |
| `-' | | ,',',' |
| | \_______|
| toilet \ |
| \ sink .-|
+---------+ ( &|
| \ `-|
| \ |
VK +-- `----+
--
[fat cat face]
, ,
/ \___/ \
/ _'V`_ \
| (|) (|) |
| >v< |
\ /-\ /
`-`-'-'
VK
--
[sig sized squirrel]
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( \/`>
VK ) / =
( ( )
`-`--`
--
[shoveling snow]
.--.
.' _\
/ _._/'(
/.' _\ _/
(_).' `.___ _
/ `.__ _.-'_).
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/ / / / | `--. `-.
< `( < `( \ `--. .-'
VK `-' `-' `--._____`-.-'
--
kattail wrote:
> [Some discussion about walking cats on leases and the merits of figure-8
> harnesses vs H-shaped harnesses.]
>
> The H harnass looks like this:
>
> ______________________ (collar strap)
> I
> I
> I
> I
> I
> I
> I
> _____________OO_________________ (chest strap)
>
> (leash hooks here)
[recommendation to read ascii art FAQ and use monospaced font]
The H harness looks like this:
_______________________________________ ____
/ / _ \ ||---.\
< o o o o | (_) | ()----))
\_________________| |_______________||==='/
| | .
| | /|\
| | |
| | `-- Goes around neck
| |
| | /
| | <------ Goes on cat's back
| | \
| |
| | .-- Goes around chest
| | |
| | \|/
_______________________| |_____"_______________ ____
/ | _ | ||---.\
< o o o o | (_) | ()----))
\_______________________|_ _ _|_____________________||==='/
|_____|
VK || || /
\\___// <------ Leash attaches here
`---' \
(I never did manage to get any of our cats to accept it.)
--
\\ //
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/ ) \\ .. uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/~ix/ .. // (
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| | \\ /|| ||\ // |
#|
| | \\ / \ r93-ixa@fz.yhgu.fr /
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| |---\\ > ) ( <
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) )--`'-| || \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ ||
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( (( | || \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | ||
#| ))##)
\__)) \__)) \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| ((__/ ((__/
--
[a bottle that used to contain something drinkable]
[||||||||]
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| |
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/ \
/ \
/ \
| _ |
| _ (_) |
| | _ _ | o _ |
| |- | || |- || |
| | |-'`-.| |`-. |
| | |_ ._||_ |._| |
| |
| Serveras |
| väl |
| kyld |
| |
| C A S S I S |
| 33 CL |
VK \ /
`--------------'
--
Sig-sized Buddha
_
(")
(-"-)
(_`/._) VK
_
(")
(/ \)
(_`/._) VK
_
(-)
_( )_
(_`/._) VK
--
[girl face]
_.--'''-._
.-'.' `.
/ / \
/.-'`. ' \
'/ `. ;
( | .-. \ ` ;
}) (}\ `-._\ :
// . )) '. ;
|` ' *', .
/_\ / ,'
\./ ' (: . ha/VK
`-.___.--' /-.-'
) |
.----'`-.___.-'`----.
--
[The on-line word-book says the English word for this is "spike" or "ear"]
//
////
////
////
/////
/////
/////
VK /////
/////
/\///
/\/_/
/\/_/
/\/_/
/\/_/
/\/_/
\/_/
//
//
/
[decorative patterns, result of boredom]
______________________________________________________________________
\|\ __/\ __/\ \ \ \|/ / /|\ \ \|/ / / / /
\|\ \_\/\ \_\/\ \ \ | / / | \ \ | / / .' .'
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\|\ \_\/ \_\/ \|/ / /|\ \ \|/ _.-'_.-' `. `.
( |_>=---_->--------------*-<-<-+->->-*---------(-=< ) )
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\|\ __/\ __/\ \ \ \|/ / /|\ \ \|/ / / / /
\|\ \_\/\ \_\/\ \ \ | / / | \ \ | / / .' .'
\|\ \_\/\ \_\/\ \ \|/ / /|\ \ \|/ / .-' .-'
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\|\ \_\/ \_\/ \|/ / /|\ \ \|/ _.-'_.-' `. `.
( |_>=---_->--------------*-<-<-+->->-*---------(-=< ) )
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/|/ /_/\/ /_/\/ / | \ \ | / / | \ `-. `-< .-'
/|/ /_/\/ /_/\/ VK / /|\ \ \|/ / /|\ \ `-. `-.
/|/ /_/\/ /_/\/ / / | \ \ | / / | \ \ `. `.
/|/____\/____\/__________/_/_/|\_\_\|/_/_/|\_\_\_________________\___\
\ \ \ `.( -|-|-<|/
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( `-. `-. `-. \ -|-<|/
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( .-' .-' .-' / -|-<|\
.' .' .' / -|-|<|\
/ / / _ _ __ ___.'(_.'-|-|-<|\
\ \ \ `.( `.-|-|-<|/
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( `-. `-. `-. \ -|-<|/
.' `-._`-._`-._ \ -_<|/
( >=----- >=-)---)------------------------------------------=<_| )
`. _.-'_.-'_.-' / -|<|\
( .-' .-' .-' VK / -|-<|\
.' .' .' / -|-|<|\
/___/___/_______________________________________________.'(___-|-|-<|\
--
______________________________________________________________________
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\|\ \_\/\ \_\/\ \ \ | / / | \ \ | / / .' .'
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/|/ /_/\/ /_/\/ VK / /|\ \ \|/ / /|\ \ `-. `-.
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\|\ \_\/\ \_\/\ \ \ | / / | \ \ | / / .' .'
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\|\ \_\/\ \_\/\ \ \ | / / | \ \ | / / .' .'
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\|\ \_\/\ \_\/\ \ | / / | \ \ | / .-' .-< `-.
\|\ \_\/ \_\/ \|/ / /|\ \ \|/ _.-'_.-' `. `.
( |_>=---_->--------------*-<-<-+->->-*---------(-=< ) )
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\|\ \_\/\ \_\/\ \ \ | / / | \ \ | / / .' .'
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/|/ /_/\/ /_/\/ / / | \ \ | / / | \ \ `. `.
/|/____\/____\/__________/_/_/|\_\_\|/_/_/|\_\_\_________________\___\
--
______________________________________________________________________
\ \ \ `.( -|-|-<|/
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.' .' .' / -|-|<|\
/___/___/_______________________________________________.'(___-|-|-<|\
--
Little cute bunny by Shimrod
/
//\
(o\
) \
(___()
Little cute bunny meets M.C. Escher fan Veronica Karlsson
____
____ / () )
() ) //\ \ (
\ ( (o\ \o)
\o) ) \ \//
\// (___() /
/
/ / () ) ) \ \/
//\ \ ( (___() /
(o\ \o) ____
) \ \// / () )
(___() / //\ \ (
____ (o\ \o)
/ () ) ) \ \//
/\ \ ( (___() / /
\ \o) ____ (o
\ \// / () ) )
__() / //\ \ ( (_
____ (o\ \o)
() ) ) \ \// /
\ ( (___() / //\
\o) ____ (o\
\// / () ) ) \
() / //\ \ ( (___
___ (o\ \o) _
) ) \ \// / ()
\ ( (___() / //\
\o) ____ (o\
\// / () ) ) \
/ //\ \ ( (___()
_ (o\ \o) ___
) ) \ \// / ()
( (___() / //\ \
o) ____ (o\ \
/ / () ) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \/
//\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() /
(o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____
) \ \// / () ) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \// / () )
(___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ (
____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o)
/ () ) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \//
/\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / /
\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o
\ \// / () ) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \// / () ) )
__() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (_
____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o)
() ) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \// /
\ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\
\o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\
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() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___
___ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) _
) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \// / ()
\ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\
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/ //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___()
_ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ___
) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \// / ()
( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \
o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \
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(o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____
) \ \// / () ) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \// / () )
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____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o)
/ () ) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \//
/\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / /
\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o
\ \// / () ) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \// / () ) )
__() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (_
____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o)
() ) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \// /
\ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\
\o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\
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() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___
___ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) _
) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \// / ()
\ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\
\o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\
\// / () ) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \// / () ) ) \
/ //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___()
_ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ___
) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \// / () ) ) \ \// / ()
( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \ ( (___() / //\ \
o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \o) ____ (o\ \
--
Tighter, closer together
____
____ /() )
() )//\ \ (
\ ((o\ \o)
\o)) \ \//
\//(___()/
/
(o\ \o)) \ \//(___()//() )//\ \ (
)) \ \//(___()//() )//\ \ ((o\ \o
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VK [email] [home] 30 Jun. 18:48, from: 130.240.2.21
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| |
| Chapter II: The Broken Window |
| |
| LET US BEGIN with the simplest illustration possible: let us, |
| emulating Bastiat, choose a broken pane of glass. |
| |
| A young hoodlum, say, heaves a brick through the window of a baker's |
| shop. The shopkeeper runs out furious, but the boy is gone. A crowd |
| gathers, and begins to stare with quiet satisfaction at the gaping |
| hole in the window and the shattered glass over the bread and pies. |
| After a while the crowd feels the need for philosophic reflection. And |
| several of its members are almost certain to remind each other or the |
| baker that, after all, the misfortune has its bright side. It will |
| make business for some glazier. As they begin to think of this they |
| elaborate upon it. How much does a new plate glass window cost? Two |
| hundred and fifty dollars? That will be quite a sum. After all, if |
| windows were never broken, what would happen to the glass business? |
| Then, of course, the thing is endless. The glazier will have $250 more |
| to spend with other merchants, and these in turn will have $250 more |
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| |
| Chapter II: The Broken Window |
| |
| LET US BEGIN with the simplest illustration possible: |
| let us, emulating Bastiat, choose a broken pane of |
| glass. |
| |
| A young hoodlum, say, heaves a brick through the |
| window of a baker's shop. The shopkeeper runs out |
| furious, but the boy is gone. A crowd gathers, and |
| begins to stare with quiet satisfaction at the gaping |
| hole in the window and the shattered glass over the |
| bread and pies. After a while the crowd feels the |
| need for philosophic reflection. An several of its |
| members are almost certain to remind each other or |
| the baker that, after all, the misfortune has its |
| bright side. It will make business for some glazier. |
| As they begin to think of this they elaborate upon |
| it. How much does a new plate glass window cost? Two |
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
|[m/-O] [_______________________] [[\/]!]|
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
--
[what llizard did to my dancing girl]
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[cat with mouse]
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| ||\ /|| ( Lets do Nothing! ) http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ |
| |||\x/|||..o`---'`--'`--'`---' e93-vkn@sm.luth.se |
| |.-- --.| (silent __ __ _ |
| /(A) (A)\ / warrior \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ |
| \ ) . ( \/ <-- VK) \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |
| '( `v' ) /` \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| |
| \ | / .-ascii---------------------------------------------. |
| (X|X) | art | |
`-- '- -` - `-chat: http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ -' -'
--
William Kitajo wrote:
> joris bellenger wrote:
> > Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> > > Martin Atkins wrote:
> > > >
> > > > who would want to look at a computer-generated woman anyway?
> > > >
> > > > Bleugh.
> > >
> > > --
> > > .-- ||||| --- .----. ----------------------------------------------.
> > > | ||.v.|| ( Hey! ) uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/~ix/ |
> > > | |||\o/||| -'`----' r93-ixa@fz.yhgu.fr |
> > > | |.-- --.| __ __ _ |
> > > | /(.) (.)\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ |
> > > | \ ) . ( / \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |
> > > | '( v )` \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| |
> > > | \ | / .-ascii---------------------------------------------. |
> > > | ( | ) | art | |
> > > `-- '- -` - `-chat: http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ -' -'
> >
> > Haha Veronica, I was thinking the same thing.
> > :D
> >
> > +-----is this -http- in Swedish?
> > |
> > |
> > uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/~ix/r93-ixa@fz.yhgu.fr
> >
No, it's http in Rot13.
> Perhaps this has been mentioned before, but I just noticed that
> ROT13-ing Veronica's sig' does something interesting to her
> little figure's gender...
Hmmmm.... :-D
> Her exclamation is also transformed to an appropriate 'net term.
Very appropriate! :-)
--
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| ||O O|| ( Oops! ) uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/~ix/ |
| |||\o/||| -'`-----' r93-ixa@fz.yhgu.fr |
| |.-- --.| __ __ _ |
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| \ ___ / \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |
| (| |) \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| |
| |___| .-ascii---------------------------------------------. |
| ( | ) | art | |
`-- '- -` - `-chat: http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ -' -'
--
[A little chat fight between me and Storm and Krogg]
.-.
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--
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|______________________________________|/ VK/ejm
--
[a dragon with a gun]
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--
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--
[wet pussy (hehe, the search engines will have fun with that one!)]
David Yehudah wrote:
> PS The remaining critters are in high spirits. Nothing can
> put a damper on them for long. Just a moment ago, even as I
> was typing this, I heard a very loud "MEEEEEOOWWRRRRR!!!!"
> and a resounding "SPLASH!" from the swimming pool. I looked
> out the window to see if anyone or anything needed help to
> see Willoughby climbing out of the water, wet and thoroughly
> disreputable- and disgusted-looking. Mac was watching with
> eyes sparkling, tongue lolling, and tail wagging furiously.
> At the other end of the pool was Patty collapsed on
> the chaise lounge, helpless with laughter. It took her a
> moment to get herself together, but she finally managed to
> tell me between squeals of laughter that Willoughby knelt
> down to get a drink of water out of the pool, and Mac
> cold-nosed him, right in the Evil Eye.
.-..--.
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--
[rosettes]
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--
Ghost Veronica
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--
[fork, knife and spoon]
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`---' `---' `---'
--
[almost sig sized Linux penguin]
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|\_/'|
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//_V _\ \
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rs/VK `-' `-'
I (Veronica Karlsson, VK, vk@ludd.luth.se) made these pictures:
--
[A shaded fork]
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) `
(___________
) )
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(______________________.-' VK
--
[three cornered hat]
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`---.____________.----------------'
--
llizard:
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| | | |
| | | |
| | | | VK
--
["No electricity? No problem!"; old water pump, outhouse, old stove]
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--
[miniature mermaid]
Wesley Clifford wrote:
>
> | ()
> `--oo-,
> / / |
> >\_/L/ '
> `--'
>
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`--o(
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--
[I started on a Tolkien theme, but never got further than the first picture]
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--
"Mountains" (Fuck OE5!)
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// ^^^^`-.______ / `-'__.-' ^^^^^^^^ ^^^// ^^^`-.__.-'^^^// // // ^^^^^^ // ^^^^^ //
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// // ^// ^^// // // // ^^^ // ^ // // ^^^^ // ^// // ^^^^ ^^^^^^ ^^^
// ^^^^^ ^^^ // // ^^^ // // // ^^^^ // //// ^^^^ // ^^^ // ^^^^^^ VK
[When I posted this one to the group nobody got the joke. If you post it
to a newsgroup and read it with OE5 all the // bits will be replace by
a blue file:// and if you make the window wide enough for it not to wrap
the blue text will form the words "fuck OE5".]
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VK
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...and if the line slopes the other way use L instead of F.
Henry Segerman
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[As usual, when somebody posts an ascii cake, I had to take a bite.]
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[My contribution to Martin Atkins' advent calendar 1999]
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|_| |_||_\___| \___|_||_|_| |_/__/\__|_|_|_\__,_/__/ |___/ .__/_|_| |_|\__|
|_| in practice
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|_| |_||_\___| \___|_||_|_| |_/__/\__|_|_|_\__,_/__/ |___/ .__/_|_| |_|\__|
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--
[Americans are OK, I guess, but sometimes certain specimens get too annoying.]
The Adventures of Americaman
,,,,,, .-----------------------.
|@ @| ( HIYA! I'M AMERICAMAN! )
| () | /'-----------------------'
`(//\\)'
\ /
)(
.-/ \-.
/ / /\ \ \
( ( /--\ ) )
\_\____/_/
)_\\//_(
( () )
.-._\||/_.-.
(___._)(_.___)
.------------------------------------------.
,,,,,, ( I EAT MY BURGERS EVERY DAY, JUST LIKE MY )
|u u| /'---. OLD MOTHER TOLD ME, SO I GROW UP .-'
|_ () _| .--. `-. TO BE BIG AND STRONG! ____.-'
(///.\\) {_}__} `._____________________.-'
`. .' (__//
)( //
.-/ \----'/
/ / /\ \% /
( ( /--\ \-'
\_\______)
)_\\/%.'
( () )
.-._\||/_.-.
(___._)(_.___)
HAVING SUPERPOWERS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME!!!
IT MAKES ME BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVERYBODY ELSE!!!1!
I CAN FLY:
.---.
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_____\_\_(_.__\_\______\_\_(_.__\_\______\_\_<,-._\_\______\_\_(_.__\_\___
.----------------------------------------.___
,,,,,, / I CAN HEAR AN ELECTRON POP ON THE OTHER `.
| @| | SIDE OF THE WORLD [ed.'s note: Canada] )
| |) /'---------------------------------------------'
| (//|` .-------.
\ _/ __.--/______ /|
)( ( | .---. ||
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,,,,,, ( AS AN AMERICAN I BRING MODERN TECHNOLOGY TO THE )
|@ @| /'---. POOR PEOPLE IN THE REST OF THE WORLD!!!2! /
|_ () _| ___ `-.________________________________________.'
(///o\\) (v)\)
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(___._)(_.___)____ / / /\ \% /
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_____________________(___._)(_.___)____ `. .' //'
)( //
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/ / /\ \% /
( ( /--\ \-'
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(V) )_\\/%.' o()o
| ( () ) ""\ .'
`. | .' .-._\||/_.-. `-\/ .__|_.-
___\|/___________________________________(___._)(_.___)__________\_(v)_|/_)__
--
[An attempt at learning-by-copying.]
Fake b'ger, by VK
.-.,---`)
( '( (
)' \C "\"
) =_/
_/ /_
/ \__\\
/\. ) )
/ / /\__//\
\ \\ /\_____/
\ \%%%%
/_/ \
| |
| |
|_\____|
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/ |/ |
\ |\ |
\| \|
/ \/ \
\\_\\_\ VK
------
Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahahahah ha ha ha!!!
:D
Nice try. I think b'ger would have done something
more like the following though.
.-.,---`)
( (( ` _ (
)/ \C "\"
' ) =_/
_/ (_
/` \__\\
/\_ ) )\
/ /\ ' \_/)__
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/`|/ |
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/ \/ \
)\_\\_\ VK/b'ger
joris
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[IIRC, this spiral staircase picture started out as a diddle of a picture
by somebody else]
________ _________
| | | |
| | | |
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_____|______ @|_______________|________@|_____
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|| |---||---| || || |||---||----| ||
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|_________|
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|________|
|_______|
|_____|
|___|
|_|__
|___|_
|_____|_
|_______|
|________|
________________________|_________|____________________
--
TooShy wrote:
> <snip>
>
> [END]
That's the second declaration of "The End" I see from you today. Are you
a sausage? :-D
ObASCII:
.-. .-.
( \ ___________ / )
\ `-./_____________\.-' / <--- (Yummy two-ended meal)
`. .----------------. .'
`-/ \'
| |
`.______________.'
VK
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a diddle
.--, ,--.
l_/ \ ___________ / \_J
\ `-./_____________\.-' / <--- (chew on this one)
`. .----------------. .'
`-/ \'
| |
`.______________.'
Krogg
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^ ^
/ \ . / \
( \ ____(_)____ / )
\ `-./_____________\.-' / <--- (Wagnerian helmet)
`. .----------------. .'
`-/ \'
| |
`.______________.'
llizard
--
[A guy who has dropped his trousers in public. This is a reply to a request
in alt.ascii-art.]
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/o o ;;
%< % D
\- /
____|><|____
/ \ | :: | / \
/ \ < > / \
/ _/\ | :: | /\_ \
\ || |____| || /
|o|| |_x__| ||o|
( \| | | |/ )
///|_|(_.'|_|\\\
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(--' _.-)
>_`-\_`->
(_\_|___)
/o | o\
/o _|_ o\
(__/ \__) b'ger/VK
--
[a horse]
/||~___
~| @ o\
~~L \_,--'.-.___
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<_\ <_\
Nathan/VK
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JON wrote:
>
> i thought this one was pretty obvious, i sent it to all my friends...okay
> three people and only one got it.
>
> L
> |)?
>
It's a cat.
Larger version:
/|
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|_ / / \
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VK
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The Beatles (based on http://home.dntis.ro/~fce96/marius/images/beatles.gif)
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VK \ | | \ \ ( / \/
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--
[My little self portrait running]
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||-.
|/ )_,
|\ (
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`-' ( \
VK `-`
--
[An unusally successful ping-pong doodle]
I thought I'd try some ASCII art:
_____
| |
| RIP |
| |
| |
___|____ |___
It's a grave stone. What do you think? It's my first proper attempt.
Tom
-------
I think it's a door:
_____
| |
| Tom :
|- |
| :
___|_____|___
But it appears to be locked. Maybe you can open it for me?
VK
-------
//|
// |
|| |
|| |
___||o |___
|| /
||/
There you go. It also has a new door handle.
Tom
-------
*a creaking noise is heard as the door swings open*
_____
| |\
| o | \
| <|\_| |
| |\ | |
___|_/_|_| o|_
\ |
\|
Who is that? Lets get closer and see if we can find out who it is...
VK
-------
*it appears to be a very strange looking frightened person, with weird
hair, and the eyes of a zombie*
#######
[ O O ]
>
(O)
Tom
--------
( Help! A zombie! )
, ||||| , /'
/||. .||\
\||\c/||/
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|(.) (.)|
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( v )
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( | )
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( is there anywhere )
( I can hide? )
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`-`
VK
--
[Some people don't even know what the pictures they've made are and need to
have this clarified.]
Florian Klück wrote:
> ,-------------.
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> | . '. |
> | , '. |
> | . '.|
> |, |
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)
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/ `| | \\ / /\ \
/ (@) | | \\ / / \ \
J .-'|| |`. // / / \ \ /\
F(@) `-' `.//___________/ /______\ \__________/ /
`-------------'\ _____________________\___\________/
\\
\\____j_
VK `----._)
--
bill wrote:
> ... now for my
> request I need a little pix of a person being pulled off with a rope
> around the persons neck...hehehe
"a little pix"? As in, a stick-man picture? Hmmm... and "pulled off"
generates two different images in my head...
_Q
<c/ /(\_
/`.___.' |\
>> / \
M | M
|}\-._.-./~ C/ .--' ~\.-._.-/{|
(/__.-----------+ /___.'--------.__\)
/| /`( ~~ _/ `---' ~~ `( |\
/ \ | \ / \ / |
VK
--
Tyler Rivera wrote:
> ... So I was wondering if
> someone could make me a drawing or pic of someone typing on a computer.
>
Tonight is stick-man night! :-D
*tippeti*tappeti*
O , _
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)( == [__]
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|< | | |
.-"-.` ! !
*tipPETI*T-A-P-P-E-T-I*
O_/ _
/\__ (]>
)( == [__]
`=\\ -----------
|< | | |
.-"-.` ! !
/
|O / _
/-' (]>
)( == [__]
`=\\ -----------
|< | | |
.-"-.` ! !
*TA-*C*R*A*C*K*E*T*I*
| ( ? )
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)( == [__]
`=\\ -----------
|< | | |
.-"-.` ! !
. ( ! )
O> _ /'
/\__ (]>
)( == [__]
`=\\ -----------
|< | | |
.-"-.` ! !
(
#$%&! )
<C> _ /'
| -._(]>
)( == [__]
`=\\ -----------
|< | | |
.-"-.` ! !
( ! )
/'
<C> _
| - -._(]>
)( == [__]
`=\\ -----------
|< | | |
.-"-.` ! !
*tap*tap*tap*
_
,_(]>
) == [__]
`== -----------
| | |
.-"-.__!_ !
o+---<____
\
VK
--
[Sig sized phones]
Jenn wrote:
> "Veronica Karlsson" wrote:
> > Are you sure it's not the other way around? I always thought it was the
> > square peg that goes in the circular hole (at least, that's what ascii
> > art is like sometimes, but if you just keep pushing...). :-)
>
> ..you come up with the following:
>
> ___
> / : \ the web page you have reached
> | ::: | http://twpyhr.usuck.com
> \ ' / Over 300 telephone sounds and recordings.
> | | The Unofficial Touch Tone Tunes FAQ.
> | | The Phoney Dance.
> / ' \
> | ::: | jsm poq
> \_:_/gd bod bood
>
> i
> __I
> |---| the web page you have reached
> |'_'| http://twpyhr.usuck.com
> |ooo| Over 300 telephone sounds and recordings.
> |ooo| The Unofficial Touch Tone Tunes FAQ.
> |ooo| The Phoney Dance.
> |___|jsm
>
> _____ the web page you have reached
> /_,-._\ http://twpyhr.usuck.com
> /:::\ Over 300 telephone sounds and recordings.
> (_____)jsm The Unofficial Touch Tone Tunes FAQ.
> The Phoney Dance.
>
> ______ the web page you have reached
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[My contribution to a thread called "My phone". Yes, it is that old,
yes, the lid is missing and yes, the corner is broken so one can see the stuff
on the inside!]
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[A story from Tuesday last week]
MaraZ wrote:
>
> 'kay, it's snowing here, so everyone post your snow-type pics (also
> christmas pics are welcome :)
Isn't it just a *little* bit early for Christmas pictures? I mean,
we'll get more than enough of those soon enough anyway...
> ObAscii:
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*bip-bip-bip-bip*
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*RRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!*
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*blink*
Veronica! Wake up!
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VERONICA!!!
*zzZZZzzZZZzzZZ*
VVEERROONNIICCAA!!!!!!!!!1! I'm late for work and you have to help
me get the car out of the garage!!!
Uh? How can you be late? Don't you have *two* alarm clocks!?
Yeah, well, the bed seemed so warm and comfortable and then I just
sort-of forgot...
*grrrr*
Well, will you help me?
How bad is it?
Bad!
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>Hi! This is EGS again. FS got stuck on his way into
the car park and had to dig his way out. He then
had to shovel some more snow to free up a space to
put his car in. His clothes are soaked! SS is on his
way here in his car and he can pass by the house
and pick up some clothes for FS.<
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*pling*pling*pling*
Hi SS! Here are the clothes!
BTW, what's the weather like?
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llizard and the pants
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--
Yet another IPOS
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L \ ___ _ __ \
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VK (_.-| |._) __`. \__
(_) ((___.___)
--
llizard and the wasps (true story)
( HEY! That's MY lunch! )
/'
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< \ _ &
<___\__(_) &
/< &
/ < /\\ &
/ </ \\_
--
David
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--
David with feather boa
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Cartoon boy David
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--
Puppet David
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--
David on a fork
.|
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/ /
/ /
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--
The Amazing David kicks his own ass:
#####
###### \
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VK `._.' (_.___)
--
David as Lucia
(,),(,(,),)
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o>8<<o<>8<o
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--
David's head in trouble
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VK """""""
--
Roasted lovely couple
<<<<
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<+-------+@<
>>>>/ \ / )\
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)
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VK \/___\____\/
--
Historic David:
___
_/_
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#_/ ###
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Pre-historic David:
#######
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####
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######
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Dominant David:
####
_/_ \
[.[.] |
/_ )/
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#_/ \___
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/ |
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/ ``. /\ | /
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/// ( | | |
\\ |\|___|||
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|__|____|
| | /
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VK <<____/|/
--
(Stick men is a classic category, and as usual with these small ones, there are
probably ten other people who have come up with exactly the same combination.)
SSSS
SSS ) ( this will only hurt a little )
SSS <O-._.-0-. /'
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,,,,,
|@ @|
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Triangle guy:
_____
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( Yes, I think I see a boat too! )
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--
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 21:10, from: 130.240.2.143
Diagram of my right thumb:
.-----._
/|.---.|< <-- (This little "crack" in the skin is very painful)
| | | |
| | | |
| `-----' |
| |
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| `--- - |
| |
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| |
| |
brojek [email] 1 Feb. 21:24, from: 212.160.114.123
Phhhhhhhfffffffffff.....
.-----._ `.
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| | | |' ;)
| | | | //
| `-----' |
| |
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| `--- - |
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--
brojek and the cigar
)
(
_.-'%
VK _.-' %
_.-' %
_.-' _.-'
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.' _.-'
c | _.-'
/V`'\__.-'
/ \
--
My self portrait(s) in trouble in various ways:
.|||||.
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|| . . ||
|| ^ ||
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|.--' `--.|
/ _.-===-._ \
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/ | \(
| | |
| | /
|______/___|
( )|( )
/ | \
| | |
\ | /
VK ) | (
mmo^omm
[PLEASE come up with a solution quickly or I'll log out!]
|||||
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/(.) (.)\
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/(.) (.)\
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VK ( | )
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(Actually, this hair looks more like mine, but I like the simplicity of the
original)
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|||\=/||| | |
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/(.) (.)\/
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--
Various animals (?)
Boon [email] [home] 11 Feb. 19:22, from: 128.210.107.80
Trying to learn some ascii art to impress my gf...
| | |
( @ @ )
[ ^ ]
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~ my ascii art skills in its infancy
VK [email] [home] 11 Feb. 19:30, from: 130.240.2.143
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VK [email] [home] 11 Feb. 19:46, from: 130.240.2.143
| | | -.
( @ @ ) \ `.
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--
A "wotsit":
``''
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`
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becomes a horse:
``''
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|
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/
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or a dress:
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' `' `
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--
{\\.//}
{ @ @ } ____
{ } , { }`------' \
{ ,___. } |\
{ } | `.__
^^^|| _______| | \_\
|| | || `----.
|| | ||_____ |8
VK || | | | | |8
((___| (___| `-'
ooooo oooo
lion on roller skates
--
Another wotsit
m
/*\
_________//\/
/________/|
|_o_o_o_o|/
| | | |
--
Poodle
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@ . . @
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VK \ \
--
Cat in litterbox
__________________
/ \
| .--.____ |
______/ <`\ |
(______ 4 |
| \ ___<'/ |
| `--' |
| |
VK \__________________/
____ ____
- (__ `-.__.' ___)
- ______) <`\ .--.
(______ 4 - ( :) )
__) ___<'/__ - __.--'--'
VK - (___.--' `.____)
--
OpenBSD blowfish
_
(_)
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/ ||\| Y J ) / |/| ./
J |)'( | ` F`.'/ _
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| / .-'. `. /-. L___ _____ ____ _____ _____
J \ < \ | | O\|.-' _ / ___ \ | _ \ / ____| __ \
_J \ .- \/ O | | \ |F (_) / / / /___ ___ ____ | |_) | (___ | | | |
'-F -<_. \ .-' `-' L__ / / / / __ \/ _ \/ __ \| _ < \___ \| | | |
__J _ _. >-' )._. |-' / /__/ / /_/ / __/ / / /| |_) |____) | |__| |
`-|.' /_. \_| F \_____/ .___/\___/_/ /_/ |____/|_____/|_____/
/.- . _.< ======/ /======================================
/' /.' .' `\ /_/
/L /' |/ _.-'-\
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/ .-.\
VK \ ( `\
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http://www.openbsd.org/ftp.html
--
Book and lamp
` __ '
) (
( ) -
|____|
][ ` .__.---. .---.__.
' _][_ / / /\ /
\ / / / / / /
.-'`-. <__.---. .---.__./ / /
/________A________\/ /
__________________________________________/
--
guitar
:{}:
||
||
<^||^>
)()(
<____>
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:{}: {~ @@@
/_)___//@@@@@
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)(___/@@@
<____>)
// ||
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--' --'
--
This is not a secret handshake. This is me "waving" at llizard:
.-.
_ | | _
| ( \ | | / )
< ( \ \| |/ / _.
\ \ `-'.'
\ .-._) .'
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`-. \ | |
`-'
/
.-'
--
Feeling sleepy?
.-----.
//, `--
(/// _
(// / ) .--
( \ (/ /
\_\_)/
VK /
/
/
/
(_)
--
I don't know WHY this one has not been included before. It's a portrait of
Kitana:
o&&&&&&&&&&&&&o
[o][o][][o][o][o]
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
&&& === === &&&
.-&&& <@> <@> &&&
( &&&& &&&&-.
\ &&&& /_\ &&&& )
`&&&&
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&&&& _.-.-._ &&&&'
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/ | |**| | | |**| | \
/ /\ -- / \ -- /\ \
/ / `.____.' `.____.' \ \
/ / \
# / \ \
/ / |
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_ / / \ / \ \ _
( ' / / / / | | | \ \ \ \ ` )
`-' / / / | | | \ \ \ `-'
`-'-'-' .-----'`.___.'.___.'`-----. `-`-`-'
/ ) \
VK `--------'---' `---`--------'
--
Average Joe
@@@@@@
@@@@@@@@@@
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@ O O @
(| |)
| ^ |
| \____/ |
\ /
`------'
--
This is the sort of weird thing that happens in the chat.
{}}}
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| [ / \
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Krogg-mode:
{}}}
{ +___________
{ {
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[|||
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[ ______\_(______]
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| [ / \ \ \
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| [_ \ /
[___] _.-`' `'-._
[an axe right through the "table"]
{}}}
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{ {
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[|||-----| `-
#
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[ [______________]
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| [ / \
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| [_ \ /
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[That's a strange looking teabag!]
{}}}
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\ || / \
/ )) ( )
| // \ /
(_`.` _.-`' `'-._
\\_\/__.-'\/`--._\
--
Tree structure
_-. _-.
|__| my_root/ |__| directory
| __ __
+---[==] A [==] document
| _-. __
+---|__| documents/ [oo] image
| | __
| +---[==] B
| | __
| `---[==] C
| _-.
`---|__| pictures/
| __
+---[==] D.html
| __
+---[oo] E.jpg
| _-.
`---|__| animations/
| __
+---[oo] F.gif
VK | __
`---[oo] G.gif
--
Flowers
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( o )-( o )
.-\-'.|,`-/-. .-.
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`-/-.'|`,-\-' ( o )-( o )
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|/_/ VK/hh
--
A mouth eating a cracker
.-..-.
.'______`.
VK / /------\ \
`.`.____.' /
_ ,-.______.'
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( /_/ /_/ /_/ )
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--
Portrait of FS:
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--
Pram
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lots of little pies aimed at your face
--
clog
.
/\\`.
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| \ \ `.-----'|
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`-._________/ \_____|
shoe with half-high heels
___
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(_____.-' |__/
--
Fingerboard
VK / |
/ |
/ / |
/ / / |
\_/ / /\ \
( / / \ \
`/ / \ \
/ / \ \
/\ / \ /\
.-( / /----------\ \ )-.
( `-' `-' )
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(_) (_)
--
The result of boredom
(\ /)) ) ) )
\______(\______/)______// / /_ \
(\ \ / /).-' / ___) )
\____\ /____// .-' / ___/
| | ---' / .-' /
(\| |/)) .' / .-'
( <o><o> )) ) ) /
\ .. // / / /
< `--' >> ) ) ) .-. __ __
.| |.\ \ \ \ / _ `._____________ \ V /
/(__)--(__)\\ \ \ \ / / ) ______________) ) /
// ) , ( \\\ \ \ " / / / / / / / / / / / /
\\(--------)/// / / / /__ \ / / / / / / / /
/\-`\__/_)/\( ( ( / ____) | / / / / / / /
/ __ __ \\ \ \/ / ____/ / / / / / / /
> <_i>__<i_> << | / / / / / / / / / / /
> \ / << | / / / / / / / / / / /
\ .__/\._. // / / /______________ / /
`.________.'/ / (________________ \ (
---------' / __________________) ) )
----------' / / / / / / / / / / / /
|_________.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.' /_____________________ VK/dp
--
|>
/|\
/ | \
/ | \
/ | \
<0)> \<0)> / | \
_) /_____|_____\
.-"-._.-"-._.-"-._.-"-._.-"-._.-"-\_.-"-._.-"-/_.- VK/Krogg
--
$$$$$$
$ (@ (@$
$ ^ $
\_ =_/
__/ /__
/|| ||\
/ |`. .'| \
,,, / /_._'_._\ \
\ \ / \ '----'\
\ \ / '----`\/
\ \ |
/| | \
| '' |
| |
| |
| |
|__/_/__|
\ |\ |
\ | \ |
/ ) / )
/ | / |
( |( |
\ | \ |
\/ \|_
VK /\ \ /\ \
\/\_\\/\_\
[Hehe, BAD fake b'ger!]
--
brojek posted a face, I turned it into a body
_._
.-' `-.
( .--.)
( .-' = =
( ( _\
( ( \
`._\ ___.'
\ -.__
. \`.
.-' _\ \
.'\ ,' `\ \
/ | ,-'`-. / \ \
/' ` |
/""\ /""\
\_O/ \_O/
\ \ L
\ \ / |
F ) |
/\ (`-._,-' F
J `. /\
F `-.__ _,' L
J \ / J VK/brojek
--
Map of Sweden
_
| `.
____/ `-.
| \_
.-/ |
F |_
/ |
| \
F |
.' |
| |
VK _/ J
| .---'
| |
| J
F /
/ \
< >
| |
."`-' /
/ .'
| _/
| (
| /
( J
| (
| |
( J
\ |
/ |
( |
J `-.
| `.
.' \
/ )
( .'
| \
.-J FJ'
| __.'
L. '-.
\ |
| | .'
| ( /(
J ) |.'
\ | / |'
\ |/ '
_) J(
> __. |
\ .' "
| (
<_.-)
--
Toilets
( nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNGGGGGGHHH! )
o
_ o
.(_)
.-. /\
| /| \
| / |__\
| (_.----.
\______/ /
/ /
VK ) ( /_
_ o
U_(\,
|` /|
|N' `
--
Angry?
.---.
[| |___________________________________)
| |
F J
/ \
.' `.
.-----\_________/-------.
|.---------------------.|
|| ||
|| [] ||
|| ||
|| ||
|| ||
|| ||
|| ||
|| ||
|| ||
|`---------------------'|
`-----------------------'
___) (___
VK `-.______.-'
--
Chat boredom thingy
.---.
_/ \_
/ ). .( \
| ( ) |
| \ = / |
( )-( |
-`-' `-'--.
\
/-. ,-\
( )><( )
\_( )_/
|_ _|
|_|><|_|
/ \ VK/hh
--
Snake charmer
_
.Y Y,
(VVV) _.-----.
||\ (_.------\
|||`< /_.---'___.)
||| (_.-'_____/
||| \.-'_ )
||| |/ |
||| \// / |
||| //--'| |
||| _// .| |-.
,|||. ( ) / /
/ ||| \ .'/ \ / |. ./|
( (|||) ) (__) \ | / |
) ||| ( | / \ | / |
/ ||| \ \/ \|/ |
| === | V . |
\ / |____|
`-._,-' ( ) VK/hh
--
I found this in pl.rec.ascii-art (brojek translated it for me)
Richard, we have to talk. --|
--------- |
-------- |
----- %%% \\\ | Absolutely !
| %%%%% .. | | My name's Roman.
| %%c '' U. ' |
| %! .U __=__ |
| __=__ | \ |
| / \ |. \\ |
| // _) _). ||\ \\ ---
| \\ || \\ ------------ -----
| \\------------- ------
| ---- -----
| --- ---|
-- --- ------- |
| ---- ---- ------ |
---- --- ------- -----
---- -|-- --------- |
---- | --------
---- -----
--|
|
Piotr Nowakowski
and here are my interpretations:
__.--'|
___.---' |
___.---' |
_.--' %%% \\\ |
| %%%%% .. | |
| %%c '' U. ' |
J %! .U __=__ |
L __=__ | \ |
L / \ |. \\-`-.
| // _) _)._.--||\ \\__.>-._
| _.\\ || \\___.--' `--._
J-._ \\_____.----' `--.__
J `-<_ `-.__
L `-. _>-.
+. `-._ ___.--' |
| `-._ `-._ __.--' |
`-._ `-. __.--' _.--'
`-._ `-._.-' _.--' |
`-. | _.--'
`-. | _.--'
`-. | _.--'
`|'
|
__.--'|
___.---' |
___.---' |
_.--' %%% \\\ |
| %%%%% _ .. | |
| %%c '' // U. ' |
J %! .U (\ __=__ |
L __=____/// | \ | `-'`-'`-' `-'`-'
`-'`-' L | /// |. \\-`-. `-'`-'
| ||_) _//_.--||\ \\__.>-._
| _.'\\ // \\___.--' `--._ `._.'`._.'`._.'
`._.' J-._ \\_//_.----' `--.__
J `-<\Z/ `-.__
`._.' `-( -//`-. _>`._.'`._.'
`'(/ | `-._ ___.--' |
-' /._ `-._ __.--' _.'
`-' `-._ `-. __.--' _.--'
`-._ `-._.-' _.--' `._.'
`-. | _.--'
`._.'`._.' `. |)`.__.-'
`-'
--
Chatquizmap
_.--<START] _.--._
(_) (_) (_)
_/ Guided \_ \_
(_) Tour (_) (_)
| Quiz | |
(_) (_) (_)
| bonus practice / |
(_) quiz mode _/ (_)
\_ \ / (_) _/
(_) _ _ \ / .' _ (_)
`-(_)--(_)-->[pass]--' <-(_)-'
|
V
.-------.
[ C H A T ]
VK `-------'
--
Monitor and mouse with "VK" painted on them
.----------------.
| `-.____
| |
| \\// ||// |
| \/ ||\\ |
| |
| is the best! |
| ____|
|_________________.-'
__)___(___
(__________)
||
||
_--__--__--_
| [] [] [] |
| [] [] [] |
| |
| \\// ||// |
| \/ ||\\ |
| |
| |
| |
J <>Sun F
\ /
`-.____.-'
--
Hat in the wind
_ \/> -. / _____
_|_|_ .-' \ /\> `-. |_|
--
Bottle shaped like a cat
=== <--- bottleneck
| |
|\-.| <--- ears
/. |
| o '| <--- head
\ t /
| |
| |
F J
F J <--- body
|J L
|J L
|| || |
|| || |
`-'`-' <--- paws
^
|
`--- tail
________
(________)
| |
| |
| |
| |
| `.___
|\ `/|
| \ / |
| \_..-.._/ |
| _..---.._ |
| | __ __ | |
| | |o_Y_o| | |
| | (___) | |
\| .
#####. |/
||
# ___ # ||
|'.
# #.'|
| '
#####' J
F J
F L
F L
J L
J |
J |
| J
| J
F J
F L
F L
F L
J | | |
/J | | |
|| | | J
|| | | J
|| | | L
|| | | L
|| | | L
|| | | |
|| | | |
|| | | |
\| | | | VK/dp
\ /.----.\ /
`-' `-'
--
an axe:
_.-.
[>< )
||-'
||
||
||
||
--
Hands
^^^^^
--------------------------------------------------------
Rock
_______
---' ____)
(_____)
(_____)
VK (____)
---.__(___)
Paper
_______
---' ____)____
______)
_______)
VK _______)
---.__________)
Scissors
_______
---' ____)____
______)
__________)
VK (____)
---.__(___)
--------------------------------------------------------
--
Open hand
__________
---' _____)_
______)
_______)
VK __________)
---._______)
_______
---' ____)____
______)
_______)
VK _______)
---.__________)
__________
_(_____ `---
(______ VK
(_______
(__________
(_______.---
_______
____(____ `---
(______ VK
(_______
(_______
(__________.---
.-. .-.
.-| |-. .-| |-.
| | | | | | | |
.-| | | | | | | |-.
| | | | | | | | | |
| | | | |-. .-| | | | |
| ' | | | | ` |
| | | | | |
| | | |
\ / \ /
| | VK | |
| | | |
| | VK | |
| | | |
/ \ / \
| | | |
| | | | | |
| . | | | | , |
| | | | |-' `-| | | | |
| | | | | | | | | |
`-| | | | | | | |-'
| | | | | | | |
`-| |-' `-| |-'
`-' `-'
--------------------------------------------------------
--
One finger
_ _
/ ) / )
.' / .' /
---' (____ ---' (____
_) ((__)
__) ._ ((___)
__) -'((__)
---.______) VK ---.___((_)
.-. .-.
|U| | |
| | | |
| |-._ | |-._
| | | |-. |_| | |-.
/| ` | / )|_|_|_|
| | | | | `-^-^-'
| | | || |
\ / \ ' /
| | VK | |
| | | |
_____ _____
---' __\______ ______/__ `---
______) (______
__) (__
__) (__
---.______) VK (______.---
_____ _____
---' _ \______ ______/ _ `---
`-`_____) (_____'-'
._ ((___) (___)) _.
-'((__) (__))`-
---.___((_) VK (_))___.---
.-. .-.
|U| | |
| | | |
| | | |
_| |_ _| |_
| | | |-. | |_| |-.
/| ` | / )| |_|_|
| | | | |-' `-^-'
| | | || |
\ / \ ' /
| | | |
| | VK | |
.-. .-.
|U| | |
_.-._| | _.-._| |
| | | | | | | | | |
/| ` | / )|_|_|-|
| | | | |-^-^-' |
| | | || |
\ / \ ' /
| | | |
| | VK | |
--------------------------------------------------------
--
Two fingers
.-. .-.
.-|U| .-| |
|U| | | | |
| | | | | |
| | |_ | | |_
| | | |-. |_|_| |-.
/| ` | / ) |_|_|
| | | | | `-^-'
| | | || |
\ / \ ' /
| | | |
| | VK | |
_ _
_ /<) _ /<)
(>\ / / (>\ / /
\ \ / / \ \ / /
\ \ / / \ \ / /
\ V / Y-. \_V_/ Y-.
/| ` | / ) |_|_|
| | | | | `-^-'
| | | || |
\ / \ ' /
| | | |
| | VK | |
.-. .-.
|U| | |
| | .-. | | .-.
| |-._|U| | |-._| |
| | | | | |_| | | |
/| ` | / )|_|_|-|
| | | | | `-^-^ |
| | | || |
\ / \ ' /
| | | |
| | VK | |
--------------------------------------------------------
--
Three fingers
.-. .-.
.-|U|-. .-| |-.
|U| |U| | | | |
| | | | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
| | | |-. |_|_|_|-.
/| ` | / ) |_|
| | | | | `-'
| | | || |
\ / \ ' /
| | | |
| | VK | |
_ _
.-/ / )
VK |/ / /
/.' /
// .---.
/ .--._\
/ `--' /
/ .---'
/ .'
/
--------------------------------------------------------
--
Four fingers
.-. .-.
.-|U|-. .-| |-.
|U| |U| | | | |
| | | |-. | | | |-.
| | | |U| | | | | |
| | | | | |_|_|_| |
/| ` | / ) `-|
| | | | | `-- |
| | | || |
\ / \ ' /
| | | |
| | VK | |
_ _
(>\ _ (>\ _
(>\ \ /<) (>\ \ /<)
\ \ \ / / \ \ \ / /
\ \ \ / /<) \ \ \ / /<)
\ \ V / / \_\_V_/ /
/| ' ` | / ) `-|
| | | | | `-- |
| | | || |
\ / \ ' /
| | | |
| | VK | |
--------------------------------------------------------
--
Fist
_.-._ _.-._
| | | |-. | | | |-.
/| ` | / )|_|_|_|
| | | | |-^-^-^-'
| | | || |
\ / \ ' /
| | | |
| | VK | |
| | VK | |
/ \ / \ . \
| | | _ _|_ _|
| | | | |-V-V-V-\
\| , | \ )| | | |
|_| |_|-' |_| |_|-'
`-' `-'
_____ _____
---' __\_ _/__ `---
_) (_
__) (__
__) (__
---.______) VK (______.---
_____ _____
---' _ \_ _/ _ `---
(`-`) ('-')
._ ((___) (___)) _.
-'((__) (__))`-
---.___((_) VK (_))___.---
--------------------------------------------------------
--
Other
.-. .-.
|U| _ | | _
_ | | /<) _ | | / )
(>\ | | / / ( \ | | / /
\ \ | | / / .-. \ \ | | / / .-.
\ \| |/ /.'`.' \ \| |/ /.' .'
\ `' .' \ `' .'
.---. | / .---. | `-- /
`--. `' | `--. `' || |
\ / \ ' /
| | | |
| | VK | |
========================================================
--
The art of patching Jeans
First a little demonstration by llizard:
\ *
\ |
\ |
------%. /
> /
VK *----->
>
>
___>__
_____________/ / |____________
| _______/_______ |
`--|-------[____patch______]---------|---'
|_______________|_________________|
jeans:
___
[___]
/ J \
| |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
|__|__|
broken:
___
[___]
/ J \
| |
| o|o |
| | |
| | |
| | |
|__|__|
cut off legs:
___
[___]
/ J \
| |
| o|o |
| | |
|__|__|
use cut-off bits as patches:
___
[___]
/ J \
| |
| /|\ |
| ||| |
|_|||_|
add something else instead of what was taken away:
___
[___]
/ J \
| |
| /|\ |
| ||| |
|_|||_|
|MM|MM|
VK |MM|MM|
--
Three breasted fat lady
|||||||||
( . . )
\ = /
.------' `------.
/ ( o ) ( o ) ( o ) \
\ ) . ( /
'( v )`
\ / \ /
( ) ( )
VK /____\ /____\
--
pancake:
(
)
( (
_.----._
.-' \ \ `-.
|___________(< ` \ ' )
`-._ , , _.-'
VK `----'
--
70's VK
.|||||.
|||||||||
|| . . ||
|| ^ ||
|||\ = /|||
|||||`-'|||||
|.--'\ /`--.|
/ | \ X / | \
/ | V!V | \
VK / /( | )\ \
--
Small naked people
_ @@@ _ {{}
(") @(")@ (") {(")}
_H_ _H_ _H_ _H_
/. .\ /C D\ /. .\ /C D\
\|.|\\ /').(`\ //|.|\\ /').(/
|U| `' ( v ) `' |U| `' ( v )
||| \|/ ||| \|/
||| (|) ||| (|)
'-` '-` '-` '-`
_ @@@ _ {{}
(") @(")@ (") {(")}
/| |\ /C D\ /| |\ /C D\
' |u| `' (v) `' |u| `' (v) `
||| (|) ||| (|)
o o o o
/V\/P\/V\/P\
/`\/ \/`\/ \
O ~O O ~O
/V\ /P\ /V\ /P\
' |\"/_\" |\"/_\`
/ | / | / | / |
--
[Somebody posted a request for design ideas for a urinal.]
<\ />
\\ .-. //
VK \\_/___\_//
.-/\\ //\-.
( / )`-.-'( \ )
_____Y_.' `._Y______
two next to each other:
<\ /> || <\ />
\\ .-. // || \\ .-. //
\\_/___\_// || \\_/___\_//
VK .-/\\ //\-. || .-/\\ //\-.
( / )`-.-'( \ ) || ( / )`-.-'( \ )
_____Y_.' `._Y______||_____Y_.' `._Y______
or "back to back":
<\ />
\\ .-. //
\\_/___\_//
.-/\\ //\-.
( / )`-.-'( \ )
_____Y_.' `._Y______
-----.-. .-.------
J \ / F
VK ( \ ).-"-.( / )
`-\//_____\\/-'
// \ / \\
// `-' \\
</ \>
Or, for even more privacy, place some cupoards in a strategic place:
___ ___
| | | |
|__ | .-. | __|
\\_/___\_//
VK .-/\\ //\-.
( / )`-.-'( \ )
_____Y_.' `._Y______
They don't have to be square:
.--. .--.
/ ) ( \
\___( .-. )___/
\\_/___\_//
.-/\\ //\-.
.-. ( / )`-.-'( \ ) .-.
| \__Y_.' `._Y___/ |
\ /--.-. .-.---\ /
`-' J \ / F `-'
( \ ).-"-.( / )
VK `-\//_____\\/-'
___// \ / \\___
/ ( `-' ) \
\ ) ( /
`--' `--'
[I think I'll go to alt.ascii-art next
and post this one as "a snowflake"]
The image in my head:
[]-. .-[]
[`--.__|| `-. .-' ||__.--']
| || `-.__.-' || |
| || || |
| || || |
| || || |
| || || __ |
| || ||(_ \ |
| || ||/") ) |
| || ||} '' |
| || ||/ } |
| || || } |
| || || / } |
| || ||/ } |
| || || } |
| || .========. || } |
| || | _()_ | ||____] |
| || | /____\ | || ) ) |
| || |(( ))| || / | |
| || | \`--'/ | ||| | |
| || | `--' | ||| | |
| || | || | ||| | |
| || | || | ||| | |
| || | || | ||| | |
VK |__.---|| _| || |_ |||__|__|
[__.---||.-'_|---||---|_`-.||+__)__]
[].-' `-.[]'
From the side:
_________________
[_______________| |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| /| |
| .====' <----- this bit here is a
| (| | | shelf which one can
| _/ | | | put a bag on.
| ( | | |
| \ | | |
| `-| <------ (one might be able
| || | | to use this space
| || | | as a cupoard?)
| || | |
VK |_______|| | |
[_______||______|_|
[Of course, somebody probably already did something like this]
^
|
`--- That's what I wrote then. Since then I have found this!
--
Troll under bridge
(
_.--/\__,----._
_.'_.-----------._`._
.'_.'|_.---------._|`._`.
) /.'|.-' /-'`-'`-'`\ `-.|`.\ ( (
__/\ /|.' /-'`-'`-'`-'\ `.|\ /\__ /\__
----'|| `------|/-. /-'`-'`-'`-'`-\ .'\|----' ||`-------' ||`-
---------------' \/-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`\/ `----------------------
/-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'\ %%%%-. ZZZ
/-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-\ (%u u%\`.
/-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`\ //_% c%/%/
/-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'\`._%\.%`<
/-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-\ |%.%)_.
/-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`\ (%%6%%%\
/-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'\ \%\-'(%\
/-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-\ (%\ '--,
VK /-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`\ '--,
/-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'\
/-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-\
--
Viking ship
|>
========
\ \ \
L L L L -'`_
| | | | >(o_(
F F F F >LJ
/ / / >/ |
o)(o)(o)(o)--' F
/
.'
__________.-'
--
obascii: What I should be doing right now
----------------------------------------------------------
UUUUUUUUU| HHHHHHHHHH | |AAAAAAAA |UUUU
UUUUUU C |HHHHHHHHHHHHH | LLLL |AAAAAAAAAAA |UUUUU
UUUUU /\_________ HHHHHH |LLLLLLLLLL |AAAAAAAAAAAAA|UUUUU
==== / |
######| =======================================
QQQQ |\ |
#####/ PPPPP | UU | IIIIIIIL | TT
QQQ / | |<_____ PPPPPP | UUUUUUUU | IIIIIIILLLLL| TTTT
=== ` ` o o =======================================
I (Veronica Karlsson, VK, vk@ludd.luth.se) made these pictures:
--
Playing hangman
____________
| __________|
| | |
| | |
| | .-.
| | ( )
| | `-'
| | /|\
| | / | \
| | |
| | / \
| | / \
| |
| |
__|_|__________________
VK
--
Beach Warrior
|
|L / ''`
||'=:;:\----::'''';::''|
|| .',/.-/:;:| '-+-'/|
|| /-+;::-/_+//\/,//'|
|| /,=/____._,.._._|_:'
||/''''' '
|| '
-' || ,
|| _,''/
' || ,/' <
|| .-'\\_.-`
|| /'` '|
_!| |o o ? .-''
|/\ `.=.'.__ . '
`| L _.-J ` L '\.' `.
||/`.' | \ /'_.' . \ ..
||\ .=\__v__< \. L `
|| `-' | _\ \. |
|| \'_' \. F
|| '. )\/ `-.__J
|| / | -|
|| / | /
|| ( ' <|' |
|| \_.'\. \
-. || `. |._ | .
|| `J' / `.
-., || , _)'|>.__,_\
b'ger ' .,-.+- .'_._\ "'-=-i"" ----
.,'.VK _,. -'''
--
I got the first snow in aaa - again!
* *** * * **** * *
* * ** * * * * * *
* ** * * * * * * *
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Terry Porter wrote:
> CeeJay wrote:
> > Terry Porter wrote:
> > > CeeJay wrote:
> > > > Hmmmm a T-Rex ?
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> > > Now can you give it a goatee, ponytail and Glasses ;-)
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> > Sure ! .. but I'd have to ask .... WHY ?! *g*
>
> Its a Cola private joke I suppose, but one of our most
> distinguished posters "T" Max Develin has often been
> described as a 10 ton Dinasaur, in the way he just
> rips into posters (mainly on alt.destroy.microsoft)
Lets see, a goatee is one of those little beards on the chin, right?
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GreyCloud wrote:
> Now if you can put a wintroll being crushed in its mouth then Max will
> have an excellent sig line.
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T. Max Devlin wrote:
> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> > T. Max Devlin wrote:
> > > That's very nice, Veronica, and I appreciate your efforts. But it is a
> > > bit... busy. Maybe the troll should be stomped underfoot, rather than
> > > dangling, and you could lose the glasses.
> >
> > I was just following your friends' instructions for how to "improve"
> > CeeJay's beautiful dinosaur.
>
> Yea, I know, I'm the one who suggested the idea to begin with. I like
> your work, I just think it is a bit hard to tell what it is supposed to
> be, overloaded with the glasses and the goatee and the troll-in-mouth.
>
> I liked the "Jurassic Park" dinosaur the best. If you just gave that a
> ponytail, and changed the car to drstrange's flatfish or a troll, that
> would be really killer.
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[She still doesn't get it]
VK [email] [home] 9 Nov. 23:01, from: 212.181.212.229, red
Your computer now:
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Your computer with virtual desktop:
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llizard [email] [home] 9 Nov. 23:06, from: 216.154.29.156, turquoise
VK; My computer monitor now:
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and with virtual desktop:
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Why would I choose to make something smaller?
VK [email] [home] 9 Nov. 23:09, from: 212.181.212.229, red
llizard >> You won't make it smaller. You will multiply it's size with
4 or 8 or 9 or 16...
Your computer monitor now:
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VK [email] [home] 9 Nov. 23:09, from: 212.181.212.229, red
llizard >> Yes, there will suddenly appear to be several extra monitors.
That's the whole point.
llizard [email] [home] 10 Nov. 20:13, from: 216.154.9.249, turquoise
VK;
my computer monitor now:
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and with virtual desktop:
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<snip lots of discussion>
[Joaquim doesn't get it either]
Joaquim [email] [home] 11 Nov. 19:14, from: 213.242.128.42, green
VK << I'm imagining that your different desktops somehow have different
functions, that you're grouping applications together for a reason.
What windows do you have open on the different desktops?
VK [email] [home] 11 Nov. 19:18, from: 62.5.26.74, red
Joaquim >> No, I only have one desktop (I can have several, but I keep
forgetting what I have on the other ones, since I can only see one at
a time).
One desktop with nine screens:
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VK [email] [home] 11 Nov. 19:24, from: 62.5.26.74, red
Joaquim >> The desktop is one big rectangle which can be, for example,
four, or nine, ..., times as big as the screen. I can place windows anywhere
inside this rectangle (if I draw big pictures I can have one emacs
window that spans across several screens). Then I have "quick-buttons",
which take me to predefined sections of the desktop (but I can view an
area somewhere in the middle too if I want to)
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VK [email] [home] 22 Nov. 22:37, from: 212.181.212.229, red
Tim >> OK, and then I come along and kill you:
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Tim [email] 24 Nov. 21:06, from: 24.4.252.165, black/white
O
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There: My very first ASCII-ART!!!
Aren't I good?! :-P
VK [email] [home] 24 Nov. 21:07, from: 212.181.212.229, red
Tim >> Hmmm... What is it?
Tim [email] 24 Nov. 21:11, from: 24.4.252.165, black/white
O <---Head
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See?
VK [email] [home] 24 Nov. 21:18, from: 212.181.212.229, red
Tim >> So, his arms are attached to his hips?
VK [email] [home] 24 Nov. 21:22, from: 212.181.212.229, red
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Tim [email] 24 Nov. 21:28, from: 24.4.252.165, black/white
Oh, that's good. Make fun of me.
I'm gonna keep that one and put it on
my site when I get it back up.
VK [email] [home] 24 Nov. 21:29, from: 212.181.212.229, red
Tim >> Your picture is OK, it just didn't say "I'm a human" when I looked
at it. :-)
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David [email] [home] 17 Dec. 16:59, from: 194.176.69.153, blue
VK >> Have you decided what to wear?
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VK [email] [home] 17 Dec. 17:05, from: 212.181.212.229, red
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joris [email] [home] 18 Dec. 22:45, from: 194.109.236.5, black/white
Hey I'm a Jedi too...
I kick people's ass and stuff.
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joris [email] [home] 18 Dec. 23:18, from: 194.109.236.5, black/white
Where are all the gals?
...other than you, Veronica, I mean.
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joris [email] [home] 18 Dec. 23:20, from: 194.109.236.5, black/white
...wanted to show them my... errr
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joris [email] [home] 18 Dec. 23:21, from: 194.109.236.5, black/white
Told you I knew jedi stuff.
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VK [email] [home] 19 Dec. 00:05, from: 212.181.212.229, red
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joris [email] [home] 19 Dec. 00:18, from: 194.109.236.5, black/white
Too bad I just got
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VK [email] [home] 19 Dec. 00:26, from: 212.181.212.229, red
And here are my girls! Girls!?
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joris [email] [home] 19 Dec. 00:36, from: 194.109.236.5, black/white
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`-' `-' `. / | |
|`.___|__/_ |
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|`-.___|__/ |
`. (__) |
`--' |
--
A sig for somebody who showed up in the chat
____________________________________________ __ __ __ __ __ ____
| sottohimself@wanadoo.be /_ / / / / / / |
|__________________________________________ __/ /_/ / / /_/ ______|
with a twist
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___________________________\__.-' / ______ __ __ __ __ __ ____
| sottohimself@wanadoo.be .' /_ / / / / / / |
|_______________________________.-'________ __/ /_/ / / /_/ ______|
Sotto's own version
__________________________________________________________________
___________________________________________ __ __ __ ____
_______ sottohimself@hotmail.com __________ /_ __ / / __ ____
___________________________________________ __/ /_/ / / /_/ ____
__________________________________________________________________
--
Angry fan (I don't even remember the context)
||
||
___ || ___
(.-'>()<.-')
\
VK ( Damn! Damn! Damn! )
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Spinal Tap logo
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Deliberately misunderstanding brojek:
brojek [email] [home] 2 Mar. 21:46, from: 217.67.197.177, brown/yellow
(o) (o)
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VK: Here's a screenshot. You fly small sheep and destroy all that
installations and other moving objects. Everything that moves
and isn't a stone.
VK [email] [home] 2 Mar. 22:02, from: 62.5.26.40, red
////\
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//// _/
VK //// (
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///) /
.-.-.-( \-.-. .----.
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//-//'--'--//-//
// // // //
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brojek [email] [home] 18 Mar. 19:44, from: 217.67.197.177, brown/yellow
VK: ho ho ho!
VK [email] [home] 18 Mar. 19:48, from: 212.181.212.229, red
brojek >> Santa brojek...?
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<)`-v.-.
/ \ (___)
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osfameron [email] [home] 18 Mar. 22:11, from: 212.1.137.150, black/white
Pleased MM
to meet oo
you, VK! ` <
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VK [email] [home] 18 Mar. 22:35, from: 212.181.212.229, red
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--
Three-legged VK rolling her eyes
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'-'-'-`
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Motivation:
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|____|____| osfameron / VK
(_____|_____)
--
Small couple
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Sock puppet
\ \ |\.__ _/|
`. \ |`(_.)_.) Help! I'm somebody's hand!
\ \ .' -. /
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\ (
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\_________________.--------' dp/VK
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hands on hips (from David's Space Trek)
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\ | / | //
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(__I__) VK/dp
--
Space ships for meow
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Tea ball
press here
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============_/O\ ( )) <- spring
|:::::::::|_/ \\_ \ //
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and here VK/jg
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I can't have a page like this without some llizard teasing!
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Kali VK
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I (Veronica Karlsson, VK, vk@ludd.luth.se) made these pictures:
--
Diddle of somebody's conversion of a yoga picture
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`?MMMP VK
http://home.attbi.com/~peentzdubble/Pix/Peentz2_Ekapa.jpg
--
A Christmas present (it's a woodworking tool, not a computer mouse).
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`-._-.`--._&DECKER\ |J
`"-._--._`----'___.-'/
VK `""--.___----'.'
`"""'
--
Caduceus
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(`----._____.-'"""`. \__/ .'"""`-._____.----')
(____ . `| |' . ____)
(___`----' . _| |_ . `----'___)
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`._____.'_ | | _`._____.'
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(___ \( )/ ___)
(___ | | ___)
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Tree wrote:
>
> I'm searching for sig of Tree.
1 (()))) ____ __ ___ ___ (()()))
2 ()()))() || ||_) ||__ ||__ (())))())
3 `||'' || ||\\ ||__ ||__ ()||'
4____||________ Tree@tree.gdynia.mm.pl __________||____
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some spammer wrote:
>
> * Find out about the "Penis Enhancement" plan rated
#1 by Health Web
> 2000. *
<snip>
OK, and then what?
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It was later UN-fartified: http://www.asciiartfarts.com/20030109.html
--
FS designed a new logo for me. It's my initials, VK, written like the
Sun logo (i.e. it's readable in four directions, and very difficult to
get to look right with ascii):
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Obascii VK the dragon fighter:
_ .-.
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)_`-.__,| \ ).\_|
`. ' )_ |F _.-' \_ \\\
\> ' ) F .--._.-'/ / .-' \ .-' `-.\\
\> '// < o __'_ ( _.- X__/ ( ( \\
\`^^^^^^^' `^^ ______\ `-.\ ` ) ( /
`-. ______ .-' (____)`
) ) ) )) )__ | | /
VK <.<.-.> \\__( | \ )
'-' -'
That's a fire-breathing she-dragon, not an IPOS!
This is an IPOS:
Ha
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\> .--./F
\> (o\o vvvv. Ha
\`^^^^^^^^^^^^ _.----'
`-. ______ .-'
) ) ) )) )__
VK <.<.-.> \\__(
--
Fun with Figlet:
_ _ _
_ / \ / \ / \
/ \ | | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
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_ | |
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| | | | \/\/
| | | |
| | | |
| | \_/
| | ____ ____
| | / __\ / __\
| | /| \/| | \/|\
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| << \ \ \ / >>
\_/\\_\ \ \ \ _//
\// / \ \\/
( ( ) )
\ \ / /
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/ / \ \
| | | |
\ \ / /
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\ \/ /
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| | | | | | | | | |
| | | | | | | | | |
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__/ _ |_| |_| |_| |_| |______
_ | | ______________________
| | | | __ __
| | | | ( )_( )
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| | \ \ | __/ | __/\ \
| | \ \ | | | | \ \_
| |__( )| | | |_____( )_
________ | | _________
/ / \ \
______/ / \ \_______
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\ \ / /
\ \ / /
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\ \ / /
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David's version:
_____
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__| | | | | _| | | | |_
| | | |__|__| |_ _|
| | | | __ __| |_ _|
| | | ||_o|_o| |____ _|
| | | | __ \ | | |_\ _|
| | | | _____| |o|_o| | _|
| | | | / (__ | _|
| | |__| (___ L__ |__|__|
| |__| '' \ __) (___
| |/ \ \ \ / \
| | _| __/ __/_ \ /_/| |\ \
|__|__/ |__||__|| ||__|
/ \ | |
| | | ___ |
\ | / | | \ \
`. | ,' .--| |.--| |
\ | / | || |
_______ /___|___\ ___ |_____||_____| _____________________ VK/dp
--
And I got the first snow again
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#################_____________________|________________|
--
Bateau wrote:
> Sharky wrote:
> > Shai wrote:
> > >
> > > Hello, this is my next picture.
> > >
> > > Please improve it because I don't think it is that good...
> > >
> > > MONKEY
> > > ____ ."";;"". ____
> > > .' \'.o''o.'/ '.
> > > | .' __ '. |
> > > ' | \/ | '
> > > _.._ `----''.____.''----`
> > > .' '. '.____.'
> > > | .''. \ .' '.
> > > '..' \ \ .' '.
> > > .''-; ;-''.
> > > ' ; ; '
> > > ' '\ `'. '
> > > .'''''. ` ` .'''''.
> > > '.___.''/`-..__..-` '.___.'
> > > .' .'. '.
> > > | | | |
> > > _|..| |..|_ ahds
> > > (___.' '.___) ~~~~
> > >
> > > Shai
> > > Age 12
> >
> > IMHO, you should not be reading Usenet at age 12. But if you insist on
> > it (and your parents are aware of your foray into this vast unwashed
> > pit of humanity), please use the "block sender" feature of your news
> > reader on "buffoon@asciiartfarts.com (Tran Q. Nguyen)". You might
> > also want to do the same with me too, as I tend to post my messages
> > without much sensitivity towards children. Not that I have anything
> > against children, it's just that I prefer to post my messages without
> > censoring them by age group.
>
> Hahahaha.
___ ."";;"". __
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From a drawing lesson.
VK [email] [home] 9 Dec. 23:16, from: 213.64.199.62
A blob of 8s:
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make it smooth.
VK [email] [home] 9 Dec. 23:18, from: 213.64.199.62
The result might look something like this:
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"my computer" day in the chat
Closed:
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| | <- cardboard box containing zip drive
|____________| (birthday present, not installed yet)
.-------------.
|_()_()_()_()_| <- buttons
|-------------|
| |
| [*] | <- lucky bug
| |
| | <- lid
| |
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|-===========-| <- ventilation (or perhaps just decorative pattern?)
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Open:
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| | <- cardboard box containing zip drive
|____________| (birthday present, not installed yet)
.-------------.
|_()_()_()_()_| <- buttons
| | <- blank
|_____________|
| | <- blank
|_____________|
| ====== | | <- floppy drive
|________| |
| ====== | | <- dummy floppy drive (i.e. another blank)
|________|____|
|-----------^-|
| `----- blank
| [*] | <- lucky bug
| |
| | <- lid
| |
| |
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| VK |
|______________________________________|
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David [email] [home] 12 Feb. 22:09, from: 62.254.64.7
VK >> I'm trying hard not to imagine you as Pippi Longstocking with
a knife.
VK [email] [home] 12 Feb. 22:15, from: 213.64.199.62
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[From a discussion about how much fried salmon can be put in one freezer.]
> VK; what are the dimensions of a 'normal cupboard size freezer'
About the same size as a closet big enough to hang a dress in it but
not big enough to step into.
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> and/or what are the dimensions of a 5 dl box?
About this size:
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(yeah yeah, I know, but I couldn't resist)
It's ca 9x9x6 cm. Big enough to hold one portion of salmon, with mashed
potatoes, OR two portions of salmon (but no potatoes).
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Finally, I got one! (sort of)
______________________/%%*%%*%%*%%*%%*%\______________________
//~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| |\ | ___ | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\
I: | | \ | (__ | O f f i c i a l :I
I: | | \| ___) |__ Net Surfer's License :I
I: | <-><-><-><-> exp. 11/03<-><-><-><-><-><->:I
I: ||| | Name: Evil Veronica :I
I: ||.. | Email: Yes :I
I: |.PP. | Occupation: Yes :I
I: \/ | Homepage: http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ :I
I: | Location: The North Pole :I
I: | Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art :I
*__________________|__________________________________________*
\%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%/
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[From a discussion about what to take with you when walking in the woods]
"one set of underwear" is more than just:
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VK \ / | / \ |
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It also consists of:
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There's an "extra space in the frame" below the actual bag.
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^-- frame
My idea:
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^-- frame
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brojek [email] [home] 4 Sep. 14:10, from: 62.29.253.22
I'm ill. Fever, rough throat, muscles aching, (what muscles,
by tha way, I haven't got any) dizzy head.
VK [email] [home] 4 Sep. 14:17, from: 213.67.71.180
brojek >> I see. And you are at work?
brojek [email] [home] 4 Sep. 14:22, from: 62.29.253.22
VK: my boss is dumb.
VK [email] [home] 4 Sep. 14:24, from: 213.67.71.180
brojek >> Do you own a fever thermometer?
brojek [email] [home] 4 Sep. 14:38, from: 62.29.253.22
VK: does it make any difference if I do?
VK [email] [home] 4 Sep. 14:40, from: 213.67.71.180
brojek >> The good thing about fever is that it can be measured. You
can take the thermometer and show your boss that you are 38.7 C ill.
He won't be able to deny that...
David [email] [home] 4 Sep. 15:00, from: 213.122.225.92
brojek >> Do you own a rectal thermometer?
VK [email] [home] 4 Sep. 15:04, from: 213.67.71.180
/\\\ ( See? I AM ill! )
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Diskworld
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flat earth by lament, elephants by VK, turtle by brojek
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David made a little dance for my self portrait
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[Small nude becomes small IPOS]
Eneuel Leszek Ciszewski wrote:
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[Glasses become bra]
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--
[bucking stick horse and stick man]
Jan Foerster wrote:
> core_dump wrote:
> > I bet you 5 ASCII Art bucks that [...]
>
> Oh where are my 5 Ascii Art bucks? It seems you've lost your bet. ;)
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--
[Big viking sig for Bateau. He used this in many newsgroups, for several months,
annoying people all over the world! One of my most used troll sigs.]
Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> Bateau wrote:
> > Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> > >
> > > It's December again, so here's a viking:
> > >
> > > .-'`-.
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> >
> > Yay my future sig!
>
> Fine with me, but you should think about who you want to annoy with it.
>
> http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=3782DF55.2786%40earthling.net&output=gplain
This sounds like a fun project. Lets see...
It's usually a good idea to place the picture to the left. That
way the poster can add text to the right without having to worry
about messing up the alignment of the picture. So, lets turn him
around:
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|--|J | \ / `::\ `.
| |L ` ) )` `' '| \::. \
| L \ ' / / ' | | `::\ |
F F J`` -'| | | | | \:_|
`-' | "" | J ` |
| | L |
| | \ |
J | `. |
L F )`---\
| J / `.
J J ( `-.
`-.__/ `---. `.
| J `. )
/ | `-----'
VK / F
J J
J |
`-.-'
Then a nice "BUAF" with the poster's name. The sig he already
uses has a nice "rune" like look to it.
|\ |\ /| /| |\ /|
| \ | \ // // | \ || |\
||\\ ||\\ // // ||\\ || ||
|| >> || \\ / | << || \\ || ||
||// || || //|| \\ || || || ||
|// | \ || |/ || \\ | \ || || ||
|<< ||\\|| || >> ||\\|| || ||
||\\ || \ | || // || \ | || ||
|| >> || || || // || || \\ ||
||// || || || << || || \\||
| / |/ || |/ \\ |/ || \ |
|/ \| \| \| \|
Put it in the picture:
.-'`-. |\ |\ /| /| |\ /|
/ | | \ | \ | \ // // | \ || |\
/ | | \ ||\\ ||\\ // // ||\\ || ||
|___|_|__ | || >> || \\ / | << || \\ || ||
||<o>| <o>`| ||// || || //|| \\ || || || ||
|| J_ )| |// | \ || |/ || \\ | \ || || ||
`|`-'__`-'|/ |<< ||\\|| || >> ||\\|| || ||
| `--' | ||\\ || \ | || // || \ | || ||
.-| |_ || >> || || || // || || \\ ||
.-' \ / | |`-. ||// || || || << || || \\||
.-' `. /| | \ | / |/ || |/ \\ |/ || \ |
/ ````' | | \ |/ \| \| \| \|
|_____ | | L
.-' ___ `-. F F | |
.'.-' | `-. `. J J / |
/ /| | |`. \ | | |/ |
/ / | | | `. `. F F | |
J / | | | \ L J J | |
FJ | | | |L J/ / | \
J |() | () | () | () | J L/ | |
| F | .-'_ \ | | LJ | / L
| L | / \\ | | | L | |
| L || ):|| | | | /| L
J | ||:._.'::|| | | |----' | |
J | |J:::::::|| | | | _/\ |
LJ | \:::::/ | | | |---'\ | |
J L | `-:-' | | | F | \ | J
LJ()| () | () | () | F F | \ \--._L
J \ | | | | J J \ | |
\ \| | | | / / | | |
\ \ | | |/ /| | | .-'|
`.`. | | .'.' | | |/ /`L
`.`-.____|.-'.-' | | | <`. \
`-.______.-' | \| |_`::\ `.
| | | | / \::. \
|--| | _.--| `::\ `.
|\\|-.____ |__.-' | \::. \
| >|| `--' J | `::\ `.
|//JJ | L | \::. \
|< |J | | ( `::\ `.
|\\|J | / ) \::. \
|--|J | \ / `::\ `.
| |L ` ) )` `' '| \::. \
| L \ ' / / ' | | `::\ |
F F J`` -'| | | | | \:_|
`-' | "" | J ` |
| | L |
| | \ |
J | `. |
L F )`---\
| J / `.
J J ( `-.
`-.__/ `---. `.
| J `. )
VK / | `-----'
/ F
J J
J |
`-.-'
This is beginning to look like another viking sig I made a couple
of years ago:
.-. .-'||
/ _ \ _.-' ||
| ' ) | <_______||
`-' / ========================================== __
/ / . .' .' .' .' .' .' .' / _`.
.' / / `. / o ___ _ / | (@ )
/ | | __\ J . |> /\ |> \/ |> /_\ | < /\ |\| J \ \'
/ \ |_/ cc`. | // |\ \/ |> / |\ | | | _> \/ | | | \ \
J .'_ __O F// F L L
| /\(%)_ ' \ // <<< boytoys'R us >>> F | |
| .--.8bo._./\ // omnył anty spamn and sleaz armey F | |
| / \88888\8\ //L bagde
#sgt3907hst64ujr L /F |
J | _ |88888\8\ // | teh bad treol veronica gaev | /J |
L | (_) |888888\8\\// J me theis pectiur J . .' F F
J | |=(%)===\/}X \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \\ .' / J
L \ /88888888'\ .--->. .---. .---. .---. .---. .---.._>-' .' F
\|`--'888888888 \ / _ \=/ _ \=/ _ \=/ _ \=/ _ \=/ _ \=__.-' J
|.' \ .'`. `. (_) | (_) | (_) | (_) | (_) | (_).'| F
`___)x/\x(__/_`. `-._______________________________________.'/ /
_______///__/__\___\\\_`-.________________________________________.-'__________/_____________
#########################################################################################VK##
Lets take that ship and put it in this new sig. First we need
to get Robby out of there, and I think I'll turn this one around
too, and then it needs to be taller to look good with this new,
taller viking...
||`-.___
|| _.>
||_.-'
==========================================
`.:::::::. `:::::::. `:::::::.
\:::::::. :::::::. :::::::\
L::::::: ::::::: :::::::L
J:::::::: :::::::: :::::::J
F::::::: :::::::: ::::::::L
|::::::: :::::::: ::::::::|
|::::::: :::::::: ::::::::| .---.
|::::::: :::::::: ::::::::| /(@ o`.
|::::::: :::::::: ::::::::| | /^^^
__ |::::::: :::::::: ::::::::| \ . \vvv
.'_ \ |::::::: :::::::: ::::::::| \ `--'
(( ) | |::::::: :::::::: ::::::::| \ `.
`/ / |::::::: :::::::: ::::::::| L \
/ / |::::::: :::::::: ::::::::| | \
J J |::::::: :::::::: ::::::::| | L
| | |::::::: :::::::: ::::::::| | |
| | |::::::: :::::::: ::::::::| F |
| J\ F::::::: :::::::: ::::::::F / |
| L\ J:::::::: .:::::::: .:::::::J / F
J J `. . F::::::: :::::::: ::::::::F .' J
L \ `. // /:::::::' .::::::::' .::::::::/ .' F
J `. `//_..---. .---. .---. .---. .---. <---< J
L `-//_=/ _ \=/ _ \=/ _ \=/ _ \=/ _ \=/ _ \ /
J /| | (_) | (_) | (_) | (_) | (_) | (_) | /
\ / | \ //\ //\ //\ //\ //\ / .'
\ / / `---// `---// `---// `---// `---// `---' .'
________/_/_________//______//______//______//______//_________.'_________
##VK######################################################################
Now to get it in behind the viking...
.-'`-. |\ |\ /| /| |\ /|
/ | | \ | \ | \ // // | \ || |\
/ | | \ ||\\ ||\\ // // ||\\ || ||
|___|_|__ | || >> || \\ / | << || \\ || ||
||<o>| <o>`| ||// || || //|| \\ || || || ||
|| J_ )| |// | \ || |/ || \\ | \ || || ||
`|`-'__`-'|/ |<< ||\\|| || >> ||\\|| || ||
| `--' | ||\\ || \ | || // || \ | || ||
.-| |_ || >> || || || // || || \\ ||
.-' \ / | |`-. ||// || || || << || || \\||
.-' `. /| | \ | / |/ || |/ \\ |/ || \ |
/ ````' | | \ |/ \| \| \| \|
|_____ | | L
.-' ___ `-. F F | | ||`-.___
.'.-' | `-. `. J J / | || _.>
/ /| | |`. \ | | |/ | ||_.-'
/ / | | | `. `. F F | |==============================
J / | | | \ L J J | | `:::::::. `:::::::.
FJ | | | |L J/ / | \ :::::::. :::::::\
J |() | () | () | () | J L/ | | ::::::: :::::::L
| F | .-'_ \ | | LJ | / L :::::::: :::::::J
| L | / \\ | | | L | | :::::::: ::::::::L
| L || ):|| | | | /| L :::::::: ::::::::|
J | ||:._.'::|| | | |----' | | :::::::: ::::::::| .---.
J | |J:::::::|| | | | _/\ | :::::::: ::::::::| /(@ o`.
LJ | \:::::/ | | | |---'\ | | :::::::: ::::::::| | /^^^
J L | `-:-' | | | F | \ | J :::::::: ::::::::| \ . \vvv
LJ()| () | () | () | F F | \ \--._L :::::::: ::::::::| \ `--'
J \ | | | | J J \ | | :::::::: ::::::::| \ `.
\ \| | | | / / | | | :::::::: ::::::::| L \
\ \ | | |/ /| | | .-'| :::::::: ::::::::| | \
`.`. | | .'.' | | |/ /`L :::::::: ::::::::| | L
| `.`-.____|.-'.-' | | | <`. \ :::::::: ::::::::| | |
| | `-.______.-' | \| |_`::\ `. :::::::: ::::::::| F |
| J\ | | | | /: \::. \:::::::: ::::::::F / |
| L\|--| | _.--|:: `::\ `.:::::: .:::::::J / F
J J |\\|-.____ |__.-' |: \::. \:::: ::::::::F .' J
L \| >|| `--' J |' .`::\ `.:' .::::::::/ .' F
J |//JJ | L |---. .--\::. \---. .---. <---< J
L |< |J |\=/| ( _ \=/ _ `::\ `. \=/ _ \=/ _ \ /
J |\\|J | | / )_) | (_) \::. \ | (_) | (_) | /
\ |--|J |//\\ / //\ //`::\ `./\ //\ / .'
\| |L ` )/ )` `' '|`---// `---// `\::. \ `---// `---' .'
VK________| L_\ ' /___/ ' | |___//______//_____`::\ |___//_________.'_________
F F J`` -'| | | | | \:_|
`-' | "" | J ` |
| | L |
| | \ |
J | `. |
L F )`---\
| J / `.
J J ( `-.
`-.__/ `---. `.
| J `. )
/ | `-----'
/ F
J J
J |
`-.-'
*phew!*
Hmmm... maybe the name would look better on the ground?
.-'`-.
/ | | \
/ | | \
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||<o>| <o>`|
|| J_ )|
`|`-'__`-'|/
| `--' |
.-| |_
.-' \ / | |`-.
.-' `. /| | \
/ ````' | | \
|_____ | | L
.-' ___ `-. F F | | ||`-.___
.'.-' | `-. `. J J / | || _.>
/ /| | |`. \ | | |/ | ||_.-'
/ / | | | `. `. F F | |==============================
J / | | | \ L J J | | `:::::::. `:::::::.
FJ | | | |L J/ / | \ :::::::. :::::::\
J |() | () | () | () | J L/ | | ::::::: :::::::L
| F | .-'_ \ | | LJ | / L :::::::: :::::::J
| L | / \\ | | | L | | :::::::: ::::::::L
| L || ):|| | | | /| L :::::::: ::::::::|
J | ||:._.'::|| | | |----' | | :::::::: ::::::::| .---.
J | |J:::::::|| | | | _/\ | :::::::: ::::::::| /(@ o`.
LJ | \:::::/ | | | |---'\ | | :::::::: ::::::::| | /^^^
J L | `-:-' | | | F | \ | J :::::::: ::::::::| \ . \vvv
LJ()| () | () | () | F F | \ \--._L :::::::: ::::::::| \ `--'
J \ | | | | J J \ | | :::::::: ::::::::| \ `.
\ \| | | | / / | | | :::::::: ::::::::| L \
\ \ | | |/ /| | | .-'| :::::::: ::::::::| | \
`.`. | | .'.' | | |/ /`L :::::::: ::::::::| | L
| `.`-.____|.-'.-' | | | <`. \ :::::::: ::::::::| | |
| | `-.______.-' | \| |_`::\ `. :::::::: ::::::::| F |
| J\ | | | | /: \::. \:::::::: ::::::::F / |
| L\|--| | _.--|:: `::\ `.:::::: .:::::::J / F
J J |\\|-.____ |__.-' |: \::. \:::: ::::::::F .' J
L \| >|| `--' J |' .`::\ `.:' .::::::::/ .' F
J |//JJ | L |---. .--\::. \---. .---. <---< J
L |< |J |\=/| ( _ \=/ _ `::\ `. \=/ _ \=/ _ \ /
J |\\|J | | / )_) | (_) \::. \ | (_) | (_) | /
\ |--|J |//\\ / //\ //`::\ `./\ //\ / .'
\| |L ` )/ )` `' '|`---// `---// `\::. \ `---// `---' .'
VK________| L_\ ' /___/ ' | |___//______//_____`::\ |___//_________.'_________
F F J`` -'| | | | | \:_|
`-' | "" | J ` |
| | L | |\ |\ /| /| |\ /|
| | \ | | \ | \ // // | \ || |\
J | `. | ||\\ ||\\ // // ||\\ || ||
L F )`---\ || >> || \\ / | << || \\ || ||
| J / `. ||// || || //|| \\ || || || ||
J J ( `-. |// | \ || |/ || \\ | \ || || ||
`-.__/ `---. `. |<< ||\\|| || >> ||\\|| || ||
| J `. ) ||\\ || \ | || // || \ | || ||
/ | `-----' || >> || || || // || || \\ ||
/ F ||// || || || << || || \\||
J J | / |/ || |/ \\ |/ || \ |
J | |/ \| \| \| \|
`-.-' K I N G O F T H E M O N S T E R S
:-)
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Bateau wrote:
> Phil wrote:
> > Can you name those movies now? Or would it be easier to simply say
> > you were lying again?
>
> Young Einstein and Mr Accident did pretty well. So did the Crocodile
> Dundee ones and Paul Hogan's new one about fake fags. I like those 2
> actors.
>
> --
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> J | | ( `:\`.`.
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> VK_____________\ ' /___| ' | |___________________________________________________
> |`` -'| | | | |
> | "" | J ` |
> | | | | |\ |\ /| /| |\ /|
> | | | | | \ | \ // // | \ || |\
> J | | . | ||\\ ||\\ // // ||\\ || ||
> | | `.__.--' || >> || \\ / | << || \\ || ||
> | | | `. ||// || || //|| \\ || || || ||
> L | ( `. |// | \ || |/ || \\ | \ || || ||
> `-._.-' `---. `._ |<< ||\\|| || >> ||\\|| || ||
> | | \|_`. ) ||\\ || \ | || // || \ | || ||
> / | `---' || >> || || || // || || \\ ||
> / F/ ||// || || || << || || \\||
> .' J| | / |/ || |/ \\ |/ || \ |
> J / |/ \| \| \| \|
> `-.-' K I N G O F T H E M O N S T E R S
--------
Bateau wrote:
> Faux_Pseudo wrote:
> >Bateau wrote:
> >> "Steve Christianson" wrote:
> >>>X-No-Archive: yes
> >>
> >> Are you some kind of paranoid faggot?
> >
> >Ok, so maybe your response was a bit more reasoned than mine.
> >
> >BTW thank you for changing your sig.
>
> I didn't do anything to my sig it's still there but it's vibrating at a
> different frequency to you.
*applies filter*
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> J | | / | : : . : :\
> J ) | ( ) | ( L/ | : : :
> | F ' LJ : : : :
> L | / \ | | : : : : L
> | ) | | | L : : : :
> J | | ._ : | | - - ' | : : : : | .- -
> |J : : | | /\ | : : : : @ `.
> | : / | | - \ | : : : : | ^ ^
> J L - ' | | : : : : \ vv
> J( | ) ( | ) F | \ - ._L : : : : \ `-
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> \ >| - ' | `: . ' : : : . F
> J / J | L - - . -\ - . - - < - <
> |< J |\ / ( = _ ` :\ / \ _ /
> |\ J | ) | _ \ . ( ) | _
> \ |- | / \ / / ` :\ / /\ .'
> |L ` )/ ` ' - - / ` - \ `- - - .
> VK _ _ _| \ _ _/ ' | _ /_ _ / _ _` : _ /_ _ _ _ _ _
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> - _ ` - . << | \ | | >> | \ | | |
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Yes, still there.
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[Brawl Hall logo (I have no idea of what "Brawl Hall" is!)]
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--
[Plong signs]
__________________________________________________________________________
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| | _ \ | | .' `. | \ | | | | / / |
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[Tove]
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(__ ___)/ ___ \| | / / / ___)
/ / / / / /| | / / / /_
/ / / / / / | |/ / / ___)
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Invention: eye drop thingy
.------. .-- to avoid nasty motion towards eye.
| | v
| |] <-- sideways-pointing button that
| | causes one drop to fall from
| | bottle into eye.
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VK \ /
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/\/\ .-- little plastic hook thingies that
/.--.\ / grab eyelids and hold them apart
//\ /\\
`-' \/ `-' <- eyelid
^-- eye
--
Subject: White particles
Date: Mon, 13 Sep 2004 06:40:49 +0200
From: Veronica Karlsson <veronica.karlsson@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, alt.ascii-art
are falling from the sky. The grass changes colour while I watch.
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Eero Ahonen wrote:
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> Dunno. But on the 3-D animation you posted a link to they're different.
> On that one you don't have toes or feet - your legs just end.
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You might as well argue that I don't have knees, or a nose, or ears or
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VK /ua /Bill Taylor /=jf= /brojek
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Daniel Santa Cruz wrote:
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> I've been loking around for small images of say: teddies, flowers,
> butterfiles, luv, that will fit my (or actually her) phone. It has
> 6 rows X 12 columns, fixed width, and I can use any ascii character.
Hmmm...
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(I'm allergic to cute stuff!)
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brojek [email] [home] 21 Jun. 15:31, from: 213.180.129.153, yellow/brown
Naah, I'm not radioactive. Those spikers are.
VK [email] [home] 21 Jun. 15:31, from: 213.64.197.50, burgundy
brojek >> Who?
brojek [email] [home] 21 Jun. 15:32, from: 213.180.129.153, yellow/brown
VK: You know, them, radio spikers...
VK [email] [home] 21 Jun. 15:34, from: 213.64.197.50, burgundy
brojek >> ?
VK [email] [home] 21 Jun. 16:37, from: 213.64.197.50, burgundy
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Usenet Rulez wrote:
>
> Hi, I am drunk 17 min past 6 in the morning and my cat is nuts, besides
> that, I would like a small but cool ascii for my sig, but got no clue, any
> ideas?
"cool"? Hmmm...
Your name with a nice Figlet font?
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``` ``` ``` ``` President,Trolls Inc.
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// // \\ \\ President,Trolls Inc.
``` ``` ``` ```
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Yet another IPOS, and a fat one this time
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llizard's information compression algorithm:
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llurker [email] [home] 4 Apr. 11:15, from: 216.154.20.210, marine
VK; those clamps take up way too much space! Several books could fit in
there.
SamuraiCat [email] 4 Apr. 11:15, from: 82.1.178.213, green
its not as good as huffman encoding
VK [email] [home] 4 Apr. 11:28, from: 85.230.79.34, burgundy
llizard >> You compress the books, squeeze them halfway into the book-
case, remove clamp and push them into place properly.
brojek [email] 4 Apr. 11:29, from: 213.180.129.153, yellow/brown
> lizard >> You compress the books, squeeze them halfway into the book-
> case, remove clamp and...
... and then they explode straight into your face.
llurker [email] [home] 4 Apr. 11:30, from: 216.154.20.210, marine
VK; then you can't get them out of the bookcase.
VK [email] [home] 4 Apr. 11:37, from: 85.230.79.34, burgundy
llizard >> Umm... that wasn't in the specs...
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VK o o o
Christmas Advice
avoid sex, drugs and booze
http://www.theregister.com/2005/12/07/xmas_party_warning/
Some examples of advice in the article:
"Use a stepladder to put up decorations - not a swivel chair,"
"Don't hang the tinsel on computers or other sources of heat"
"Party balloons can kill: [...] latex allergy"
"And over 1,000 people were injured by Christmas trees in 2002,"
"move computers out of range of spillages; and avoid indoor fireworks,"
,sSSSs. I have an idea!
,SSSSSSs This will look great on the tree!
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